currently the RSL forum's tagline is "This is the 2nd best tagline in MLS". Let's start thinking about what we want this to say for 2015. Once we get a good list we will start polling. Some on the ones I have thought of or heard are: - RSL 3.0 - Kreisless - Olave is a verb Thoughts?
"Now accepting resumes for team President" "We have your next team executive" "Looking for ways to become even more mediocre" "We make 'em, you take 'em!" (in reference to Coach/GM/homegrown/academy players leaving or being signed by some other team)
NYCFC, we are your father! (In Darth Vader voice) Could be worse, we could be an English Clubs minor league affiliate. I miss being 2nd best.
Garson, Why u no stay? No More Garson Consistently Good, Never Great Bring Back Sweet Escape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We do it better in Salt Lake, that is why you keep taking our seconds... We have more than one for a reason
I was trying to work in a sloppy seconds reference but that might be a little on the blue side. Apropos, but blue. I also thought congratulations to seattle for hiring a guy that's really good at second place but why reference them.
Just a personal request, I prefer a new tag line mocking others than mocking ourselves. But if it's good, it's good.
"At least we sign people to contracts" "Our scoreboard is bigger than yours" "No JK, you can't sign our scoreboard" "The Team Is Still The Star (not some other team across the pond)"
Both over and underachieving since 2005 At least we're not the cRapids RSL: The team you want to play if you're the worst in MLS The soon to be former employer of Jason Kreis, Garth Lagerway, and Bill Manning They can have our sloppy seconds, but they'll never take our FRY SAUCE! Can we create taglines for other teams? Chicago: Our tagline was lost to New England in an envelope selection NYRB: Yes, we still exist Houston: Yeah, we don't know how we got Cubo, either cRapids: Tagline will be formally announced 3 weeks after the season starts - and still suck Seattle: Invented arguing that the USOC and SS are more important than MLS Cup NYCFC: Minor league affiliate of Manchester City