Pour one out Toby Keith's Remains Solemnly Placed In Red Solo Urn https://t.co/pNcRqsInQx— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 8, 2024
Is that the guy from that show? I couldn't remember the show, so here's my search history trying to remember the name of the show: lizard guy lion guy from reality tv dumb florida reality tv during covid dumb reality tv during covid tiger king
https://www.espn.com/olympics/story...record-holder-kelvin-kiptum-24-dies-car-crash This was the guy everyone expected to do a sub 2 hr mile. Gone too soon, at the start of his prime.
Bill Post, the inventor of the Pop Tart, died Saturday at age 96. https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-ra...ids-man-inventor-of-pop-tarts-dies-at-96.html
Thankfully, he lived long enough to see the first ever Pop Tarts Bowl. Not sure the Cheez-Its inventor was so lucky.
I used to put Concord Grape Pop-Tarts in the oven with a bit of butter on top. We mostly did toast in the oven as well, because it's easier to get the butter to melt into the bread if it's applied before the heat- you're putting butter on bread, not on toast.
A guy on my dorm floor-- x-country runner -- used to open a pack of pop-tarts and make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of it. That was his preferred bedtime snack.
Wait, do you mean he added PB to the tarts as they were, or he broke them up, scooped out the jelly and put that plus PB on separate bread?
As the were. PB on the non-frosted side, then jelly. Put it together as a sandwich. Dig in. We thought it was odd, by the way. But he had the kind of metabolism where the added calories were a good idea.
Awful, truly awful news......He was a brave man. A true Russian patriot. Murdered by Putn. “Jailed Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny is dead, the prison service of the Yamalo-Nenets region where he had been serving his sentence said on Friday,” Reutersreports.
I predict Ukraine, Jews or Soros. Soros is pretty old. What will the worldwide right wing blame things on once he dies?
He's got kids. MAGAs will think he's just as nepotistic as the Donald. They'll blame his kids. Or they will just deny his death the way they deny the election or climate change or gay M&Ms.
Een Russia, vone day ju joking een court. Meh, next day ju die of mysterious illness. Thees things they happen I bet Tuckems & Trump will send their thoughts & prayers Yesterday, Aleksey Navalny spoke in court via video link. He seemed to be in good health and and even joked. https://t.co/iXxwW3MSXM pic.twitter.com/mXDeJuVpPg— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) February 16, 2024
RIP, Mort. And he's right. Who the hell is Mel Kiper anyway? Chris Mortensen was the best insider- definitely a legend.I’ll never forget this interview “Who the hell is Mel Kiper anyway!?” #RIPMort 🐐 pic.twitter.com/SZouKGAZj3— McNeil (@Reflog_18) March 3, 2024