News: Revs signed José "Pepe" Moreno

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

 

victim of a snark attack!

 

In your case it's well deserved

 

ruff ruff ruff

 

Hop 'n the Saddle
N'yuk N'yuk

 

Is that your picture from the wall at the Squadron HQ?

 

So, he's here today, right? Right? Anybody?

 

Soitenly!

 

thats what the man said a few days ago,,,,first it was wednesday or Thursday then moved to Monday. I'll laugh my ass off if they tweet that he will be in later this week

 

Wow, you guys have no patience.

 

Meanwhile, Moreno's down at Terminal C wondering where his ride is....

 

And then he drives Moreno to the stadium in his Plymouth Volare

 

I was thinking more of a LeBaron covertible...

 

I want a framed picture of that for every room in my house

 

John Voight's LeBaron?

 

Well played

 

3:00 pm the day of his arrival,,,,,,any tweets on where this guys is? Deported maybe? That would he hillarious

 

5:30pm est. still not Moreno sighting.....Not peep

 

Probably Wednesday or Thursday again haha. This guy doesn't want to come here in the worst way.

Like I said before, eff him I hope he fails.

 

Further proof that NO ONE wants to play here.

 

Revs motto
"Give us your Old, your injured, your uninterested, your out of contract yearning to for a paycheck!

 

It will be hilarious if he actually turns out to be good and scores a bunch of goals. That would definitely upset the apple cart.

 

No it wouldn't--cause then he and Once Caldas would want to see the money and the Revs wouldn't buy out his loan after the season is over, just like they didn't buy out Caraglio.

Moreno turns 31 in August. The Revs are just looking to rent goals for a season. Or whatever remains of the season once he's actually here and fit to play.

Right now, he's collecting a pay check for absolutely nothing, not even training.

 

So uh, where is he?