Are we all Doom merchants and self harming manic depressives or are there a few things that can cause the corners of our mouths to turn upwards... Red Friday investigates Please feel free to add your own and wear a smile FFS! 20 reasons to get the ball rolling... 1) Rooney and Scholes will be back after the next game at Spurs 2) Carrick hasn't played competitive football with the aforementioned pair, what he will allow is all of our flair to show what they have been signed for. 3) Rossi will come back hungry and ready after his taster at Newcastle 4) Fletch looks good, really good. if that don't float your boat, David Jones is waiting in the wings. There is competition for places in the midfield! 5) Reserves look promising, Dong Fangzhou may appear by Xmas... 6) Smudger is coming! 7) Heinze is back!! 8) We have had the best start since the history of the premiership. 9) Chelsea look shakey, real shakey. Have 4 1st team players to keep happy in Essien, Ballack, Lamps and Makalele. Gonna be interesting 10) Saw Tomaszx Kuschzxchzxzx in goal for reserves and he looks superb cover for VDS. Boy will he learn from him. 11) January will be round before you know it and i'm sure we will make a great aquisition. 12) West Ham are strong now. Doesn't make it an automatic 3 points Derby game for Chelsea anymore! 13) Arsenal are 4th from bottom 14) Chelsea are 3 points behind in 5th no games in hand 15) We have sold all 65000 season tickets in record time! 16) We have the highest capacity of any stadium in the Premiership at 17) Best goal difference in the league +8 18) 10 goals in 3 games. 19) We still have Alex at the helm and when he leaves we will be buried with offers from the best managerial talent in the world (not Sven) 20) Top of the league FFS how much better can it be? Continue.....
26) We have the man who put the ball in the Germans net! (and he is scoring again, and in a similar rumor I have you heard of Paul Scholes? Apparently he scores goals!)
30.) Ronado has started the season looking immense, and more importantly more mature than years previous 31.) Saha finally looks fit, and is firing all cylinders 32.) Fergie seems to have finally mastered a system that suits our top offensive players
33) New shirt sponsor. Love it or hate it you have to buy one so you don't look like a pikey... Loadsamoney!
Our summer seems to have gone like this: OUT: Rossi(loan), Bardsley(loan), McShane(exchange), Steele(exchange), Martin(loan), Foster(loan), Pique(loan), Ruud(10-12 mn), Ebans Blake(300,000), Howard(loan-200,000), Spector(500,000), Fortune(free), Picken(free),bellion(500,000),obi mikel(12 mn) total-25 mn IN: Carrick(14 mn upfront), Kuszczak(1 mn+exchange) total-15 mn profit-25-15 mn=10 mn honestly we are the only prem club which has made a profit this summer.
£660,000,000 - £10,000,000 --------------- £650,000,000 --> Oh Yeah, thats really going to make the difference.
We'll i am not a doomlord either ....well when it comes to glazer how ********ed up are club is right now with the debt it's hard not to be one ya know
Desperately trying to keep the thread on the brighter side of life... 34) We only owe £650,000,000 as opposed to £660,000,000... We are going the right way.