I posted a new one in the Galaxy forum and 3 in Major league soccer, also one in USA Men (redirected) I wish I was Mexican that is why I drink all those Coronas. Mexican futbol is so much better than MLS. In fact MLS blows.
Yeah,I've heard some of the stories from my brother,but the more I read about this guy the funnier it gets because he seems to think no one has him figured out.
One of his most dillusional moments was when Juna said he was never going to post in the Mexico or CONCACAF forums. It was just great he had a great send off. About a month later he comes back because Chico had got a card and he couldn't start threads so Coronaman said that he had received hundreds of private messages begging him to come back.
I forgot to mention that he claimed the majority of the messages demnding that he come back were from bigsoccers Mexican community.
I rember the time JGL wrote so much crap in a single post, he later admited to have written his post while completely wasted on Corona. There for I baptised him as CoronaMan JGL Draft
Yes, it was 5 Coronas. In order to re write his chronicals we need a list of facts (according to him) * He came from Republica Dominicana * Then he claimed to be Mexican American * He has children * Has been watching the MFL for 18 years * Likes to get smashed on Corona before posting at BS I'm sure we can keep adding to the list
I am going to give it a crack.. Was Born in COlombia Came to the US at the tender age of 7ish-8ish. Worked hard to fit in and speak English. Played High School Soccer in the LA area. Went to school and graduated. Got married and had some kids. Traded in his Colombian jersey team for Galaxy jersey. Also bought his kids Galaxy jersies. JLG felt he needed to lose ties to COlombia so he felt him and his kids should forget Colombia and be red blooded Americans and that Mexicans should too. BUT... there were many iiregularities... HE onces claimed to been born in the Dominican Republic. He also claimed to be Mexican American and embraced the MLS more than the MFL. HE also claimed to be Paraguayan. Then all of a sudden he turns out to be 21 year old college student with a girlfriend... And we asked ourselves, "What happened to his 10 year old kid and his wife? He also claimed that he had a Mexican Girlfirend from Puebla and that the people of Puebla love him...ITs trueeeee I am not making this up IT was then at this moment when he flipped out and accused us (Various Styles, EvilRick, NacionalTJ, ************, & SidSpaceman P.I.) of being liars and that we were getting into his personal life. Then we used a little trick (user history post) and showed it to him that we were not liars. Then when he knew he was busted...he started to create a couple sock puppets.... but was still trying to save the integrity of the name Juan Luis Guerra....he did everything he could to save the image... but it was too late....In a last desperate attempt, he said that when he wrote a couple times, he was drunk and had consumed ONLY 5 Coronas. he then flipped out again and said that we were nosy and that he was not going to give us his credit card numers (I know I know.... he lost us there again) When he knew he couldnt salvage his image... he said that he was no longer going to post in MExico because he it was getting to personal. Then... all of a sudden....... Chico Loco comes to the picture starting tsome of the same threads that JLG had done before... Then Chico sent ************ a couple PMs and asked me to send JLG a PM to apologize and to ask him to comeback.... Supposedly... Chico was a newbie, but knew all about Various Styles, Evil Rick, ************, SidSpaceman...... He had the same grammatical errors as JLG... JLG then decides to comeback.. and says that he only comes back because all the Mexicans in BS asked for his return.... which is not true.... Thats all I can think of... So far.. i think its safe to say.. he is nuttier than squirrel turd
Ah! That was fun! On a separate note; Didn't on of his puppets get red carded? LocoLoco or Chico Loco?
Oh my God Rdl you never told me this. Thats is the funniest most wacked out thing JLG ever did. Oh ya you forgot that Coronaman is in love with you.
I swear to God.. Chico sent me some PMs. HE went on to say that he thought we were being to rough on him and asked me to PM JLG and to request his presence again... ITs funny... JLG disguised as Chico is asking me to ask him back as JLG.... MY favorite is when Miloco comes back and says that he respects Chico and admires his football knowledge and that is why he chose that name.... When i asked Miloco how he knew so much about us... he said the same thing Chico said...."I just decided to post, but I have been reading all along"... i dont remember the exact words...but that was the punchline I know... its scary.... JLG, Chico... have at one point put me as thier favorite player... when they took off for Spain.. he made it a point to say goodbye to me....and in SPian... he asked How I was doing..... Something is wrong up there... hahahaahahah
So ChicoLoco PM's people advocating for JGL's return. ChicoLoco gets a red and Miloco comes out of nowhere praising Chico. TSK TSK TSK!!! Multiple personality desorder.
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Locoloco thanks, hey, this got to be your first complement to me in bigsoccer history. Yeah, u r right, I'm miloco, chicoloco and locoloco, but not JLG. RDL accussed me of being Metromania too. Metromania has a website, i do talk to him via IM, e-mail and private message. This is cant deny it. Let's now go back to soccer. I'm sure el Chivas will get a call, especially for the next USA-Mexico game. El Chiva knows this league and could be a factor in any USA-Mexico game in the future. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny thing is ever since JLG has come back to the Mexican forum Locoloco has disappared.