Re writing the Coronaman Chronicles

Discussion in 'sidspaceman's Guestbook' started by Deleted USer, Aug 25, 2002.

  1. Deleted USer

    Deleted USer Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    THese personal forums are SOOO cool

    We can talk about whatever....

    Hey Sid... why dont you start the chronicles again....


    We elect you as oficial historian :D
     
  2. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    Damn u know that is a great idea!
     
  3. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    Allright but I need some help

    Let's see if I remember

    He came to this country at 8 years old from Paraguay/Colombia/Domincan Republic/Mexico insert any spanish speaking country.

    He started following Mexican futbol even though he hated it

    He had a kid at 13 or something

    He drinks to forget his troubles 5 coronas and he is gone.

    Help me out Rdl and Booper so we can post the authorized biography.
     
  4. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    oh ya RDl u can write the chicoloco therum if you want I know u were the only person who really understood it.
     
  5. Deleted USer

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    Jan 7, 2001
    its too complicated for me... i am still doing my thesis on it :D.. i plan to do my doctorate on it...but i dont know if i have the mental capacity to even grasp such a concept. a > b & c > a, then by the theorum, c has to be greater b..without ever measuring c and b. Its so simple, but yet so complex.... I guess that is why they say geniuses are always misunderstood.
     
  6. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    Maybe some govermental agency will give you a grant.
     
  7. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    He said that he sometimes gets Boca and River confused.
    That one was so classic, VS had it as his signature for a while.
     
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  8. Deleted USer

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    Jan 7, 2001
    Chaski...

    wasnt you who said that he better leanr how to distinguish the 2... or else he could find himself in a coffin..? Walking into a River pub wearing a Boca jersey??? CLASSIC Stuff...

    Damnnnnnn the BS crash
     
  9. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    Thats was a great thing about Coronaman when he was on a roll reality didn't matter if it served his purpose River Plate could be Boca.
     
  10. Don Boppero 3000

    Don Boppero 3000 DNALMQNLGLLMX!

    Jan 15, 2001
    The Fullerton Hotel Chicago
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Where does this guy post the most?? I'm doing some research.
     
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  11. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    In the Mexican forum. The thing is he hardley post as JLG any more but check out Miloco and his new persona.

    Maybe u can get schism to write something JLG used to really hate Schism.
     
  12. Deleted USer

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    Jan 7, 2001
    Dudeee

    whats the dealll?? did we forget the chroniclesss?? :(
     
  13. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    Seems like it I was thinking of asking JLG if he wanted to contribute. He must know the story better than anyone. Various can't contribute since he became a Mod and the other Mexies don't seem to know this forum exists.
     
  14. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    quote:
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Consciencia wrote on 13 Sep 2002 12:13 PM:
    Hi mi cuante. Tu preguntaste que de que parte soy en Mexico. Pues, primeramente naci en Veracruz y vive un tiempo en Xochimilco y es por eso que me gusta las Aguilas. bueno como sea como tu sabras xochimilco es muy bonito por las rosas que ponen todos los dias ahi por las chalupas! soy puro mexicano y te lo voy a provar como buen mexicano se que que en el d.f se ahi muchos ratas y tambien e ido a tepito que es donde se vende cosas de contravando como los video juegos y cosas asi tu sabes como es la cosa vato!oh y tambien he estado en las piramides del sol y la luna! afuera venden un chingo de garnachas y tacos y flautas con un monton de crema y queso~ Nomas espero mi querido cuate, que no me confunda mas con el ******** de chicaloca or jlguerra. Espero que nos llevemos bien. Escribeme y no manches mas

    ahi te ves

    Consciencia
     
  15. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    We can also not forget that Coronaman has a Mexican girlfriend. In fact he has claimed this both as Chicoloco and JLG. But as Chico he was married and as JLG he was married wiith children. He also has claimed to be a teacher.
     
  16. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    He also claimed to have played high school soccer in LA when he was still living in New York.

    He also would of been 20 something at the time kind of old to be in High School.
     
  17. Deleted USer

    Deleted USer Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    yeah...

    he did claim to have one .. i believe she is from Puebla and that he really liked Puebla... but when i asked him about it.... he didnt know to much...


    that guy has serius problems...

    after we all busted him and cuaght him on his lies.... he had to save face so that is why he started all these puppets.

    HE will ask me certain questions about Mexico under a different name.... then he will create another puppet and act as if he is from there...
     
  18. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    I wonder witch puppet he will bring out to post on the new thread he just started. I noticed the yellow light bulb was on by his name when i first replied and by the time, I replied again it was off. So he must going to another account.
     
  19. Deleted USer

    Deleted USer Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    What I dont get it is....

    Why does he spend so much time writing in the Mexico forums or even when he post in other forums... he tends to talk about Mexicans or its futbol?

    Thats beyond me... His post are meant to troll... nothing more

    HE claims he loves MLS and US soccer... but he never socializes with his fellow MLS fans...

    he has serous problems
     
  20. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    Check the Majorleague Soccer forum. I posted a new thread last night. Also in the Galaxy once in a while. You too post in both the Galaxy forum and the MLS forum sometimes.

    The thing is I love to troll the Mexico boards though that is how I get my jollies. In fact, I am now trolling the great Sidspaceman’s guest book.
     
  21. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
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    Colombia
    It's because he loves Mexico can't you see. Truth is I have no clue why he does what he does. Nevertheless, it really is weird he must lead a very sad life if trolling on soccer boards is how you get your jollies. I mean he did come up with some whoppers almost every time he tells you something he is lying. Why would he start this thread in the Mexican forum instead of the US forum and I like how he used Mexico lindo.
     
  22. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
    Club:
    America de Cali
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    Juan since you stopped by you think you can help us with writing the chronicles I mean who else could know your lies better than you.

    Any help would be greatly appreciated.
     
  23. Megatron

    Megatron New Member

    Jul 4, 2002
    Chicago
    Whoa!This guy must have serious confidence issues if he has to lie about his entire past several times.Must have been a real dork.So JLG=Consciencia,Miloco,Chicoloco and Coronaman.Hmm...Interesting!!!
     
  24. sidspaceman

    sidspaceman Moderator
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    Feb 20, 2002
    AMÉRICA DE CALI
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    America de Cali
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    Oh Megatron you missed out. Ask your brother about JLG. It is a shame we lost all the old threads because of the crash.
     
  25. Deleted USer

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    Jan 7, 2001

    i know his little post a month ago was bullshyt... JLG is an idiot....
     

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