Random question: What grass mix is used at Stamford Bridge?

Chelsea football club use green grass...

 

yeh they do mate

 

...and no Mutu digs either.

 

I think they drop a bit of pixie dust on it now and again then they spin around three times, do some weird dance and read from the bible backwards.

 

And then sow the pitch with a pinch of Alistair Crowley's bones.

 

Before sprinkling the benches with the remnants of Mutu's cocaine supply, to keep the bench-warmers happy.

 

LOL missed that one. What an opportunity gone to pot.

 

followed by the weekly sacrifice of a QPR fan

 

Ha ha ha ha..

Pure quality.

 

Where in the world are we going to find enough of them to sacrifice for at least 19 games?

 

Just slap a QPR kit on a Fulham fan and sacrifice away!

(with the 2 fanbases combined we should be set til' about the 1st of January)