Proof that MLS doesn't pay the players enough.

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by Eggy, Sep 26, 2003.

  1. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    It's no lie. They have to start spending money!

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    Poor Nelson
     
  2. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  3. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    It's yer food stamp card hang.
     
  4. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    Someone's having fun with Photoshop.
     
  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    EBT stands for Electronic Benefits Transfer

    It's the replacement for those food stamp books.

    Ya know those terminals at the grocery store that look a little like credit/debit card readers but you don't use them? Those are EBT terminals.

    Every month, if you're on the dole, they charge up your EBT card rather than send you a check or a book of coupons. Saves a lot of money, and cuts down on a lot of the fraud. You used to be able to peddle $100 worth of Food Stamps for $25 cash and then go buy booze and crack.

    Or you could just take them to the carryout where Omar from Iran would sell you Pagan Pink Ripple.

    Now, dammit, you just have to waste the money on actual food.

    I blame John Ashcroft.
     
  6. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is funny, but why is he wearing a Crew jersey? Also, why is the EBT card from Mass? C'mon people, when you Photoshop, please put a little effort and love into it.
     
  7. DCUnited*Fan

    DCUnited*Fan New Member

    Jun 12, 2000
    Near Washington DC -
    You needed proof?
     
  8. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Photoshop? I whipped this up with just microsoft paint in about 3 minutes.

    I'm not going spend an hour working on a picture for a joke that really isn't all that funny to begin with.

    I thought the Crew jersey added to the joke myself.
     
  9. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    Damn your lazy.
     

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