Players Will Solve Our Problems- The First Of Many Transfers/Rumors Thread.

I'm sure Gourcuff would solve our problems.

 

And Ribery, and if possible Rooney.

$160 million for Shrek.

 

I like this title

 

I demand to know why there is no poll!

 

I'm just creaming myself thinking of this one:

Keeper: Saint
Defense: who cares, they don't sell jerseys; just use three
Mid: Xabi, Gourcuff, Kaka
Wingers: Ribery, Silva
Strikers: CR, Rooney

 

Fine, I want a poll to see how many agree with me.

 

This thread title is absolute crap. I realize it is far easier to piss on your own team and come up with sarcastic pessimistic digs, but I sure hope it's not going to be a summer full of this whiny emo garbage.

 

Good idea.

It has been players we don't need at all, too. Just to make it more likely.

I start: Ribery and Villa.

 

Whats the big deal about Gourcuff? Why does everybody want him? What has he done in Bordeaux?

 

Lol, but can we at least keep it away from the thread titles. I mean no wonder we have been getting so many Barca trolls around lately. They stumble upon this forum, read the thread title and think oh I must be home, it's mocking Real Madrid.

 

They're the ones losing, taking it seriously.

 

Your basically saying hes shit?

 

Eh, don't take it that seriously, it's just slightly poking fun at ourselves as we salivate over players in these threads while we know we already have a team on paper that should have walloped Lyon, Alcorcon et al.

 

Don't dis Alcorcon. Those guys were scary fast.

One more name, to add to Ribery, Villa and Gourcuff: Vargas, from Fiorentina.

We sell Drenthe and get him. It'd be a straight swap of a player we didn't need at all for one we won't need at all.

 

Yeah I suppose I overreacted

 

Oh and for the poll, why not just do an obvious one:

And please add any others I left off, though I purposely left off some that don't really seem signable e.g. Evra & Fabregas. Then again, neither did a Kaka+Ronaldo double swoop

edit: Oh I think I missed the second part of Horsey's post, but yeah, those guys should obviously be on there.