Paris Hilton Sex tape (Crew Related) [R]

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by Eggy, Nov 13, 2003.

  1. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    who's seen it?
     
  2. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    I might of...
     
  3. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    I figured Zak was the co-star.
     
  4. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I saw some stills. (I'd post a link but I don't need a card thanks). Grainy, very poorly lit. Could be anybody. Forget it.

    Now there's a new tape they say is already on the web somewhere of Paris and her boyfriend and her best freind, some Playmate or other, that they say is rather good.

    I gotta admit - this chick does zip for me. "Hey, wow, like I'm really rich and stuff, and, like, better than you, OK?"

    Skinny legs and silicone boobs, You can have her.
     
  5. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    North Ridgeville, OH
    Which makes her perfect for a grudge fck
     
  6. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Now that Bill's out of the running, Paris is mine! Eureka!
     
  7. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Thank you!
     
  8. Anthony

    Anthony Member+

    United States
    Aug 20, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sorry to jump in here, but I had no clue who Paris Hilton was until last night.

    Anyway, this has made me rethink my support for the estate tax repeal. We need to do something to force these rich kids to actually contribute something to society.

    Better yet, how about universal military service, but only for trust fund kids.
     
  9. flanoverseas

    flanoverseas New Member

    Mar 2, 2002
    Xandria
    C'mon, how could I not click on the link:)
    thin with a rack?

    Where do I sign?
     
  10. hangthadj

    hangthadj BigSoccer Yellow Card

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    She really doesn't have a rack.
     
  11. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I went back and looked. There are a couple pix that nobody much can get uptight about, I don't think.

    So here's one - like I said, really bad:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. firstshirt

    firstshirt Member+

    Mar 1, 2000
    Ellington, CT / NK, RI
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    looks like an alien
     
  13. jlo

    jlo New Member

    May 18, 2000
    Baton Rouge, LA
    Forgive my ignorance, but what is the connection between Paris Hilton and the Crew?
     
  14. Aguilas Del America

    Oct 28, 2002
    Nido de Coapa
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Worst.Porn.Ever

    This is one of the worst porn ive ever seen. Why the hell did they record with lights turned off?
     
  15. Greddy

    Greddy Member

    Jun 24, 2003
    Chicago
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looking at that picture, I guess I did see it. I figured my friend was mistaken cuz it didn't really look like her. Eh. About the silicone breasts. I seriously doubt she's had a boob job. I remember her saying in Maxim that they were "gross" or something. Besides, it's not like she's all that big.
     
  16. Greddy

    Greddy Member

    Jun 24, 2003
    Chicago
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here she is

    [​IMG]

    Hopefully, the future star of a Greddy production:)
     
  17. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    North Ridgeville, OH
    Both aren't playing soccer at the moment.
     
  18. Greddy

    Greddy Member

    Jun 24, 2003
    Chicago
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LOL
     
  19. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There is a link in Free for All area.
     
  20. firesting81

    firesting81 Member

    Jan 16, 2001
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Ummmmmmm...she's hot if you're into role-playing as the American GI getting his "special thanks" for rescuing a female holocaust survivor.
     
  21. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    One has trouble scoring and the other is a whore?
     
  22. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    You'd have to dig me out of her.
     
  23. flanoverseas

    flanoverseas New Member

    Mar 2, 2002
    Xandria
    a hot alien
     
  24. flanoverseas

    flanoverseas New Member

    Mar 2, 2002
    Xandria
    Re: Worst.Porn.Ever

    I read that it was infrafred
     
  25. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    thats a fake. theres two tapes one using nightvision/dim lights and another thats more clear and is the real tape. All i know. I say no more.
     

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