paris hilton is going to the clink

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison? She might like that.

 

C'mon, Claymore - this isn't Riyad.

 

I smell reality tv show...

 

Simple life is back

 

"The Violation of Paris Hilton"

 

Ever seen the one with Hillary Scott? WOW!

 

She is a dirty girl, and with very little searching I found out exactly why you said "WOW!"

 

I am very sure she will have her horizons broaden while she is there.

 

So much porn, so little time.

 

Who?

 

needs to be said:

That's Hot.

 

LA County is going to be rough on her.

 

I think her horizon is already broadened about as far as is humanly possible.

 

There has to be a "Robert Downey" celebrity wing in LA, no?

 

They may have to keep her in near isolation.

 

I doubt she'll go to LA County.

More likely here: http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2007/04/29/for_a_fee_inmates_can_upgrade_cells/

/ I can't believe I responded to a Paris Hilton thread.
// This is truly a new low.

 

Welcome to BigSoccer where new lows are found everyday

 

I heard she gets to take one bra with her to prison. Any guess which one she will chose?

 

What?!? There's something seriously f'ed up with "cell upgrades".

I'm not suggesting she get put into GenPop (that'd be pretty dangerous for anyone famous), but some sort of minimum security facility or protective custody would probably be appropriate.

 

None? Do I win a cookie?

 

http://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...y08,0,5850332.story?track=mostviewed-homepage
Judge Michael T. Sauer: "I don't care to be the DUI judge to the stars,"