Our Favorite Drinking Buddy: GAZZA!!!

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Gunnersaurus, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. Gunnersaurus

    Gunnersaurus Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Jurassic Period
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Yes, he's at it again. From the Capitol Lounge all the way to...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/2658657.stm

    China! Boy, and I thought he was havin' trouble when he was lookin' for a job in Malta. Now he's gotta beat out 1Bn Chinese for a job.

    Good luck, Gazza! You can do it!

    -G. Rex
     
  2. Sundevil9

    Sundevil9 Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Reston, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But he can out drink the lot of them!
     
  3. The Lieutenant

    Dec 29, 1999
    Lupburg, Bayern
    I don't think he could handle it over there. Tsing Tao, that is the worst beer ever made. Maybe they can put something in his contract that Guiness will be flown in daily.
     
  4. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Actually, Irish Bars are very popular in China right now. When I was last at the Guinness brewery, they talked about the amount being exported to East Asia.


    Not as much as goes to DC to fulfill certain moderator's habits :eek: but enough to give Gazza some hope... ;)
     
  5. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    All 1 billion of them?!

    Oh, wait. We're talking about Gazza here.

    Carry on.
     
  6. Darth_Norteno

    Darth_Norteno New Member

    This seems appropriate, as Gascoigne has more chins than China.
     
  7. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Oh goody!

    This board just didn't feel right without an ongoing Gazza thread. :rolleyes:
     
  8. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    HA!

    [​IMG]
     
  9. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Gazza on finding out they only serve beer after practice...
     
  10. covfc

    covfc Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Fairfax Station, VA
    He looking pretty old! Sort of like Mr. Burns.
     
  11. Wolves_67

    Wolves_67 Member

    Oct 27, 2002
    Pasadena, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's sad to me.. It's obvious he wants to play beyond the time he's able to, at least at a level someone who had the past he did should.
    I hope he finds something to make him happy other than a bottle.
     
  12. Gunnersaurus

    Gunnersaurus Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Jurassic Period
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    And now football365.com reports Gazza is NOT going to St. Pauli! ("No, I'm not making this up!" - D. Barry)

    As revelation breathes a sigh of relief...

    -G. Rex
     
  13. ursula

    ursula Member

    Feb 21, 1999
    Republic of Cascadia
    Excellent!

    We should now have a contest to see where he'll turn up next!

    I pick Kaiser Chiefs.
     
  14. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/20/sports/soccer/21SOCC.html
     
  15. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    The Bennigans in Springfield Mall at Happy Hour.
     
  16. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Why doesn't he just retire?

    It really is sad to see him doing this.
     
  17. ursula

    ursula Member

    Feb 21, 1999
    Republic of Cascadia
    Ahhh. Shrewd guess, Chico. Very shrewd.
     
  18. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    I call 'em the way I see 'em. :D
     
  19. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
  20. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Gansu Tianma's Zhong said Gascoigne had weaknesses.

    "We noticed he has two shortcomings; one is his physical fitness, another is leg strength," Zhong said.


    I can't believe we missed out on the chance to sign him.
     
  21. Mason16

    Mason16 Member

    Apr 11, 2001
    South Florida
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Noting your humor, I can't believe we ever even discussed signing him. Sad.
     
  22. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gascoigne as "spiritual leader?" Huh?
     
  23. Th4119

    Th4119 Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    Alcohol used to be referred to as 'spirits' or something, right?

    Then it all makes sense.
     
  24. BackOtheNet!

    BackOtheNet! New Member

    Jun 6, 2001
    So Cal
    Dood makes Ozzy look good.
     
  25. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Not to belabor the point, but you really have to feel bad for the guy. He has some very serious problems.

    This column in Sunday'sObserver illustrates, in painful detail, Gazza's condition. Hudson has been quoted on his time here in the article.

    Very, very, sad.
     

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