Other Philadelphia Sports Thread [Huit]

I hate that the NHL has this week of torture before the Pens dismantle the Flyers.

 

Billy Penn strikes again

Timonen out for playoffs with blood clot

Pens in 4...

 

Wow.

 

Now that other teams have resorted to some sort of biological warfare against the Flyers and their top players, there's no chance now.

 

The Flyers are so screwed. This is the series when Crosby's amazing aura finally erupts into white-hot flames of awesomeness, instantly melting the arena, and leaving only he who can walk upon water left to score dozens and dozens of goals. The NHL should call the mercy rule by the second game.

 

Not content with our defenders merely getting blood clots, he'll dive into the bodies of our players and make them explode in a burst of code.

 

Crosby stopped by the Philadelphia Museum of Art this morning and melted the Rocky statue with the laser beams he shoots out of his eyes.

 

Another Philadelphia pro sports team's season into the growler.

Ah well, we'll always have the 83 Sixers. (And they were lucky.)

 

Bums couldn't even fo'-fo'-fo'.

 

I heard that, upon seeing this, the curator of the Philadelphia Museum of Art ordered everything inside cleared out and burned. Instead, they'll have an empty building with a single piece of paper, held on the barren walls with only a thumbtack. That paper will say only, "Sidney Crosby". By 2010, religious wars will be raging throughout the Delaware Valley over which group of zealots can possess this holiest of temples.

 

I heard that he just pissed on it, as my neighbor did to my remote-control Ford Fairlane.

 

Go penguins

 

Malkin is WAAAYY bedder dan Kuhvechkin.

 

We look like a team of Mrs Doubtfires out there. Sweep.

 

No he is just exempt from the offsides rules that is all.

 

Offsides? What's offsides?

 

that was an amazing power play. way to hold back and ensure the loss!

 

The penguins are so good, they don't even get penalised when they hook down breakaways twice. Offsides, the Pens are so fast, by the time the linesman sees them cross the line, they've already scored.

 

Lets go pens! and pencils too!

 

Awesome. The Pens are amazing, the Flyers suck. They cry about not having their best two defenders.... Babies.

 

The other two, of course, having done so long ago.