O'Reilly on Letterman

MikeLastort2 · Jan 4, 2006

Can we get another ban for the forum's perpetual troll?

Seriously, what value does he add to this forum?

flowergirl · Jan 4, 2006

Karl K said:

So, let's sum up this thread so far, shall we?

--Lefties revel in ostensible "comeuppance" of O'Reilly by Letterman, ticking off political points.

--KK decisively refutes this delusional view.

--Moonbats, after cheering Letterman's political "point making," engage in hypocrisy (it's shocking, I know) by deriding KK as engaging in political "point making."

--KK calls out their hypocriscy by quoting their own words.

--Moonbats, now bereft of anything bearing any intellectual content at all, engage in vulgar and puerile insults.

--KK insults them back, at a much higher and non-vulgar level.

Yes, fans, just another day in the moonbat playpen that is the BS PC&A forum!! Ya gotta love it!!
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if "tranny girl" is the height of your intellectual prowess then we can't help you.

flowergirl · Jan 4, 2006

MikeLastort2 said:

Can we get another ban for the forum's perpetual troll?

Seriously, what value does he add to this forum?
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he is entertaining in a bad car crash sort of way. the kind you drive by, shake your head, and go what the hell happened?

yossarian · Jan 4, 2006

I love the Seinfeld episode with "Jimmy" always refering to himself in the third person.

YankHibee · Jan 4, 2006

flowergirl said:

if "tranny girl" is the height of your intellectual prowess then we can't help you.
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That we cannot help Karl is precisely why he is often able to believe his own tripe. Most on here know that Karl is so dense that he is beyond help, and therefore no longer try.

Chris M. · Jan 4, 2006

yossarian said:

I love the Seinfeld episode with "Jimmy" always refering to himself in the third person.
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That's who Karl reminds me of -- Banya!

Chris M. · Jan 4, 2006

Karl K said:

I KNEW, I just knew, that your real handle was....

TrannyGirl.

(PS, moonbats: THAT'S funny....and NOT vulgar. Two distinctions that are way way beyond your meager mental powers).

Oh, by the way, TrannyGirl.

Touche.
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Come on Karl, could you please try to post something that is funny so that we can let you know if you are funny.

yossarian · Jan 4, 2006

Chris M. said:

That's who Karl reminds me of -- Banya!

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Waitin on some gold, Jerry, comedy gold.

argentine soccer fan · Jan 4, 2006

flowergirl said:

dude, i think leno is funnier than letterman, and i'm nowhere near 80. leno may be cheesy, but letterman just makes me yawn and roll my eyes. the only thing funny on that show is the top 10.
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Exactly. That was my point. And even so, usually only 2 or 3 of the top 10 are actually funny.

BTW, did you guys know that the average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime?

yossarian · Jan 4, 2006

argentine soccer fan said:

Exactly. That was my point. And even so, usually only 2 or 3 of the top 10 are actually funny.

BTW, did you guys know that the average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime?
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Ugh, no way. Dave is not nearly as funny as he was in his NBC days....but he's still 10 times funnier than Leno.

And Benny Hill is/was way funnier than Leno as well.

bostonsoccermdl · Jan 4, 2006

MikeLastort2 said:

Can we get another ban for the forum's perpetual troll?

Seriously, what value does he add to this forum?
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Mike,

Not to be a prick, but please explain what constitutes trolling. Seriously. Is it sarcasm? Is it a pointless baiting post? What exactly is it in your interptretation?

I ask that b/c I see many posts similar to Karl's that strangely go unnoticed by you simply b/c they are on the same side of the political spectrum.

However, you pick Karl out of bunch of posters and whine about it continuously.

You seem to find a way to take personal offense to someone that doesnt agree with you.

valanjak · Jan 4, 2006

The spin zone stops right here O,Reilly is a pathetic conservative red neck , he is corrupt, lets not forget how he settled that case after that women sued him.

argentine soccer fan · Jan 4, 2006

yossarian said:

Ugh, no way. Dave is not nearly as funny as he was in his NBC days....but he's still 10 times funnier than Leno.

And Benny Hill is/was way funnier than Leno as well.

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Definitely Benny Hill puts both Leno and Letterman to shame. It's not even close.

If Benny got a hold of O'Rielly, this is how it would go: Benny would pat O'rielly's head, grab O'rielly's ass, pull down O'rielly's pants to reveal a pink heart underwear, and then he would run away. O'Rielly would proceed to madly chase him all over London, while some bikini clad women and the bald guy will join the action and tease poor O'rielly, making him even more exasperated. And the whole thing would be played on fast forward to the sound of Benny's theme music.

bostonsoccermdl · Jan 4, 2006

argentine soccer fan said:

Definitely Benny Hill puts both Leno and Letterman to shame. It's not even close.

If Benny got a hold of O'Rielly, this is how it would go: Benny would pat O'rielly's head, grab O'rielly's ass, pull down O'rielly's pants to reveal a pink heart underwear, and then he would run away. O'Rielly would proceed to madly chase him all over London, while some bikini clad women and the bald guy will join the action and tease poor O'rielly, making him even more exasperated. And the whole thing would be played on fast forward to the sound of Benny's theme music.

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Benny Hill rocked.

MikeLastort2 · Jan 4, 2006

bostonsoccermdl said:

Mike,

Not to be a prick, but please explain what constitutes trolling. Seriously. Is it sarcasm? Is it a pointless baiting post? What exactly is it in your interptretation?

I ask that b/c I see many posts similar to Karl's that strangely go unnoticed by you simply b/c they are on the same side of the political spectrum.

However, you pick Karl out of bunch of posters and whine about it continuously.

You seem to find a way to take personal offense to someone that doesnt agree with you.
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Feel free to point out any posts that are in any way similar to Karl's in this forum.

It has nothing to do with what side of the political spectrum he's on. He's an ass.

Nanbawan · Jan 4, 2006

argentine soccer fan said:

Definitely Benny Hill puts both Leno and Letterman to shame. It's not even close.

If Benny got a hold of O'Rielly, this is how it would go: Benny would pat O'rielly's head, grab O'rielly's ass, pull down O'rielly's pants to reveal a pink heart underwear, and then he would run away. O'Rielly would proceed to madly chase him all over London, while some bikini clad women and the bald guy will join the action and tease poor O'rielly, making him even more exasperated. And the whole thing would be played on fast forward to the sound of Benny's theme music.

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Let's imagine !

http://home.comcast.net/~millenniumbiz2/tv/Benny_Hill_Show.mp3

Samarkand · Jan 4, 2006

Karl K said:

Not only will I always be smarter than you, I will always be funnier.
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Karl K said:

I KNEW, I just knew, that your real handle was....

TrannyGirl.

(PS, moonbats: THAT'S funny....and NOT vulgar. Two distinctions that are way way beyond your meager mental powers).
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Karl K said:

--KK decisively refutes this delusional view.

--KK calls out their hypocriscy by quoting their own words.

--KK insults them back, at a much higher and non-vulgar level.
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It's definitely not scary and it's far from pitiful and pathetic isn't strong enough. Given the tenor of most of his other posts, he really really believes all this crap. Really.

I know! Let's start a competition to see who can come up with the most apt adjective.

bostonsoccermdl · Jan 4, 2006

MikeLastort2 said:

Feel free to point out any posts that are in any way similar to Karl's in this forum.

It has nothing to do with what side of the political spectrum he's on. He's an ass.
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For the record, I dont want ANYONE banned from the forum. My point is that Karl doesnt post anything more "offensive" than:

Claymore said:

...and still an asshat. Congrats.
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or By Ratdog

You just make a blind, unwarranted assertion with no factual back up. You might as well as typed "Waaah! Waaah! You disagree with me!" for all the value you added to this thread with your post. As it is, you obviously don't have enough courage of your convictions or strength in your belief to bet your life on it. Or enough intelligence to recognize a modest proposal.

But don't worry - you're not as dumb as DoyleG who, when presented with a solid statistical fact, tried to come back with an anecdote and then pushed the envelope of dumbness even further by uttering the amazingly dumb "you have no proof" in response to the facts provided by mritalin1210, who even provided a link to said fact! (I'm assuming that DoyleG wasn't simply trying to deliberately recreate the absurdist comedy of, say, Monty Python "Dead Parrot" sketch. Many apologies to DoyleG is such is the case.)
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With a little Dan Loney sarcasm (but wait it, Karl didnt write it.. )

Dan Loney said:

Wow, that was close. The point nearly got you. Thank heavens you ducked out of the way in time.

Congressman Murtha today said that he would not join the military today. (And no, not because he happens to be quite old.) Would it be possible to start a thread on that subject without being accused of trolling? It wasn't as if Mel titled the thread, "Here's more innocent blood on the hands of right-wing chickenhawks" or something like that.
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See, my problem is your complaining. And out of all the posters I have mentioned including yourself, I have given positive rep( I believe so), when it is due. I have no axe to grind, and I have no problem with anyone on the board. I just think the hypocrisy stinks.

hmm... You always mention that ignore feature....

Karl K · Jan 5, 2006

I defy LaStort to explain why my initial post in this thread...

https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7135769&postcount=23

can be considered trolling.

The fact is, he can't.

Because my post takes a conclusion of a poster, and explains point by point why his, and the similar conclusion of other posters, is wrong.

No, the reason that LaStort thinks that what I do is trolling is because it indisputably refutes either HIS side of the story, or the side of the story HE sympathizes with.

Don't subscribe to LaStort's view? Why, you're a troll!!

Too bad for you, and others like you, that I don't tolerate fools. If you don't like to be shown how deeply foolish you really are, quit your Johnny-one-note complaining and use the ignore feature.

You turned it on once before...I bet, though it's not certain, you have the wherewithal to figure out how to do it again.

Dan Loney · Jan 5, 2006

bostonsoccermdl said:

With a little Dan Loney sarcasm (but wait it, Karl didnt write it.. )
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Wow, THAT excerpt REALLY proved your point. Which was made with such INCREDIBLE INSIGHT to BEGIN with. In fact, it was SO DEVASTATING that the ONLY thing that is keeping me from committing SUICIDE is that if I DO, I'll NEVER be able to read another one of KARL'S INCREDIBLY FUNNY POSTS.

In FACT, I've set up an IV DRIP to give me BASIC NUTRIENTS without me having to LEAVE MY SEAT so I can sit here and hit "Refresh" OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN TWENTY FOUR hours a day SEVEN days a week THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FIVE DAYS A YEAR for the REST of my ENTIRE LIFE so that I never, ever, EVER miss another one of Karl's astoundingly, mind-bogglingly, brain-bashingly, penis-explodingly FUNNY-ASS POSTS ever, ever, EVER, EVER, EVER AGAIN!

By the way, what does "sarcasm" mean?

Chris M. · Jan 5, 2006

Karl K said:

I don't tolerate fools.
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Self-loathing must really suck for you.

Karl K · Jan 5, 2006

Dan Loney said:

Wow, THAT excerpt REALLY proved your point. Which was made with such INCREDIBLE INSIGHT to BEGIN with. In fact, it was SO DEVASTATING that the ONLY thing that is keeping me from committing SUICIDE is that if I DO, I'll NEVER be able to read another one of KARL'S INCREDIBLY FUNNY POSTS.

In FACT, I've set up an IV DRIP to give me BASIC NUTRIENTS without me having to LEAVE MY SEAT so I can sit here and hit "Refresh" OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN TWENTY FOUR hours a day SEVEN days a week THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FIVE DAYS A YEAR for the REST of my ENTIRE LIFE so that I never, ever, EVER miss another one of Karl's astoundingly, mind-bogglingly, brain-bashingly, penis-explodingly FUNNY-ASS POSTS ever, ever, EVER, EVER, EVER AGAIN!

By the way, what does "sarcasm" mean?
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You don't know about SARCASM??

The IRANIANS invented it.

Anyway, this board is absolutely littered with troll-like saracastic posts from you...posts that infect this board like a really bad case of intellectual Kaposi's sarcoma...

christopher d · Jan 5, 2006

Thread closed to protect the integrity of the forum