On the parquet, 'Great Satan' plays for 'Axis of Evil'

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Mani, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. Mani

    Mani BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 1, 2004
    Club:
    Perspolis
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    http://www.csmonitor.com/2005/1215/p01s03-wome.html
     
  2. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Iran invented basketball.











    :D
     
  3. Mani

    Mani BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 1, 2004
    Club:
    Perspolis
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    I knew that cheesy line was coming. :D
     
  4. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Texas too.
     
  5. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    When is Larry Brown going to coach there?
     
  6. Mani

    Mani BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 1, 2004
    Club:
    Perspolis
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    Some of these guys are actually NBA players!
     
  7. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    Yes, when Dr. Jamehd Al-Naismithstani nailed a pomegranate basket to the wall and threw a soccer ball through it.


    ;)

    This is a good story, and the type of cross-cultural stuff that needs to occur. Ultimately, governments have to follow the will of their people.
     
  8. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I think Al-Naismithstani was from Dunkistan, not Iran.
     
  9. YankHibee

    YankHibee Member+

    Mar 28, 2005
    indianapolis
    If the Irani League does keeps spending money on washed up foreigners they will never have the money to build BSS, which are really the future of the sport. Without BSS, there really isn't the atmosphere to develop new fans and get rid of the general impression that basketball is a game played by girly foreigners.
     
  10. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    Their problem is that they get no coverage on Al-JezZSPN.
     
  11. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The main problem is Gemal al-Romanallashahab and his daily bashing of basketball on his show "Romanallashab is burning infidels at the stake".

    Ironically,his son is a star biddy basketball player.
     
  12. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Only when he's coached for every team in the NBA.

    In other words, in a couple of years.
     
  13. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Maybe the US should send that psycho-guy Artess (sp?) over to Iran, as an ambassador of goodwill.

    It's a win-win situation. He wants to leave Indiana, and his presense will really ******** things up in Iran. It would bring a whole new meaning to the term 'Great Satan'.

    :D
     
  14. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Okay....slightly off topic.....does Rome's son really play soccer?
     
  15. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    I find it hard to believe that moron would even get laid, let alone have a son who plays soccer.
     
  16. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Serius rep given on this thread
     
  17. Ombak

    Ombak Moderator
    Staff Member

    Flamengo
    Apr 19, 1999
    Irvine, CA
    Club:
    Flamengo Rio Janeiro
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    I'd guess because that sounds like a porn channel.
     
  18. JG

    JG Member+

    Jun 27, 1999
    How did they convince Chris Herren to play in an alcohol-free country?
     
  19. el fenómeno

    el fenómeno New Member

    Mar 23, 2005
    5th Ward. Texas
    Free Heroin!!!
     
  20. Rostam

    Rostam Member

    Dec 11, 2005
    you can consume alcohol in the privacy of home/party, specially for non-moslems it's legal. and moslems just drink but keep it low profile.
     
  21. Kamran

    Kamran Member

    Nov 19, 2004
    Melbourne - AUS
    Club:
    Perspolis
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    you mean free alcohol country!! it's way cheaper and easier in Iran to get alcohol than in US.. you just call the guy on his cell and top European brands spirits will be delivered to your door in matter of minutes...
     
  22. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    Gee, and to think that we opressed Americans have to go to a store.
     
  23. Kamran

    Kamran Member

    Nov 19, 2004
    Melbourne - AUS
    Club:
    Perspolis
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    well why walk when they deliver for free :D
     
  24. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It was mentioned in one of the millions of Rome threads ,can't remember if he has ever discussed it himself or it's a BigSoccer urban legend.

    Wow,going way off topic,a BigSoccer urban legends thread would rock.No idea where it would go though....

    Think of it -Rome's son,Michael Ricketts,stadium announcements in 30 to 60 days,information on WMDs in 72 hours...
     
  25. JBigjake

    JBigjake Member+

    Nov 16, 2003
    I thought it was Canadistan! Province of Setshotistan!
     

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