[OFFICIAL] Posh Spice Thread

I hate to say it, but my kids had all three of those books. And we read them again and again and again and....

 

Is this one more reminder that I am old enough to be your father?

 

I can recite two out of three of them by heart. Damn. I am old.

 

You’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle!

Y'all check this out!

Us Magazine just wrote a letter to Posh Spice and published it on its website. Here it comes:
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Dear Victoria “Posh” Beckham,

We just have to get this off our chest: There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do.

It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you – much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise – so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. But keep shunning that bra and in five years you’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.

We're really looking out for you best interests ... so we hope you'll keep our advice close to your heart.

Sincerely,

Usmagazine.com

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Source: http://www.usmagazine.com/photo_special_poshs_indecent_exposure

 

My little ones (Ages 2 & 4) love all three of these. We read them weekly.

 

Ohhhhh

Posh Spice is a slapper,
Her fanny's always fartin'
and when she's shaggin Beckham,
She thinks of Nigel Martyn!!!

Ohhhh

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She never cleans her crack well
and when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of Kevin Blackwell!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Vicky gets undies in wool

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=16062

She won't need them in LA though.

 

http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50001-1224800,00.html

 

Scary rocks! Best post of the year.

 

I thought that comment was about Scary Spice.

 

I think the above might have a bit of a wardrobe-malfunction. Remember Seinfeld, when Kramer took the photo for Elaine's Xmas card? "I'm not 100% sure, but I *think* I see a nipple..."

 

Posh once was quite sexy. What has happened since November 2001? hmm...

 

Re: You’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle!

Victoria's response: "Dear US Magazine, Thanks for noticing. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!"

 

Re: You’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle!

the thing is that they had a photo gallery of her braless moments and in several of them, she was clearly wearing a bra.

 

It's official: the Becks have bought a house in Bev Hills. Only fitting, really; can't you see either one of them in 90210? I'm thinking Vics is the Tori Spelling character... and perhaps Becks himself is the dweeb David Silverman?

 

There was an episode (I forget which year) of 90210 where Cobi and Paul Caligiuri made cameo, nonspeaking, appearances.

 

So, who'd they get with? Kelly or Brenda?