Official Pablo (as coach) thread

Discussion in 'Colorado Rapids' started by ~F8~, Apr 7, 2014.

  1. Rod1916

    Rod1916 Member+

    Jun 17, 2012
    Colorado
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    We probably should have been a bit more clear on our requirements for the team this season. I don't recall the typical "XXXX has to be done for this season to be considered successful". Maybe it did happen and I am just getting old-forgetful. All of the last minute new player additions and a certain mustache sort of took focus away.

    As such, here is my slightly late expectation on the season:

    Wildly Successful Season:
    • Deep playoff run/MLS cup
    • Strong contention for Supporters Shield (or winning it outright)
    • Crushing FSL for the RMC. They cry tears of great embarrassment
    • Win or compete for non-MLS league title
    • Frisbee dogs and Mini-donuts return
    Successful Season:
    • Make the playoffs
    • Win RMC
    • Win some non-MLS league games
    • Frisbee dogs return
    Non-disastrous Season:
    • Be in contention for playoff spot
    • Make SLC sweat about losing the RMC
    • Win a non-MLS league game
    • Mini-donuts return
    Disastrous Season:
    • Not be in contention for playoff spot
    • Not compete for the RMC
    • Be considered the "easy game" for those teams in playoff contention (sort of like how the GAL's played a 'B' team against us thinking they could easily win)
    • Lose the first non-MLS game to a non-MLS team
    So, for now we are closer to Disastrous Season than we are to Successful Season. It is early, so I am absolutely not throwing in the towel. If the team can improve and integrate the new players, we have a shot at a Successful Season. We can't have another Disastrous Season and have those in leadership expect to remain (blame to be placed at the end of the season).

    (Note that this criteria is pretty much how I would view all seasons)

    rod.
     
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  2. fortcollins

    fortcollins Member+

    St. Louis City SC
    Apr 12, 2006
    Fort Collins
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gotta love the soft sound of little Utah emo tears falling to the floor, while nobody cares. :D
     
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  3. 22SteveD

    22SteveD Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 1, 2011
    Denver
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
     
  4. COMtnGuy

    COMtnGuy Member+

    Apr 5, 2012
    Higher than you
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Problem I have with canning PM is you still, most likely, have this clown of a FO that would be choosing his replacement with a budget coming down from Kroenke.

    It is litterally a no win situation for us as fans.
     
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  5. Dom. FC

    Dom. FC Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Central US
    FYP, made it literally more literal.
     
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  6. AvaiBunton

    AvaiBunton Member

    Oct 24, 2010
    Denver, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hope that with the new strikers, the team can actually put the ball in the net..plain and simple. As for PM keeping his job, if this goal scoring funk doesn't end soon, his season will be done by All-Star game with Lopez as the replacement.
     
  7. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is somehow appropriate that this is true thanks to the foot of an FC Dallas player.
     
  8. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And Husky. ;)

    (Though I do wonder if the goal hadn't been scored, would Ugo have been called for a PK on his tackle of Kandji? Probably not given what Toledo was allowing that night.)

    EDIT: Just re-watched it, it wasn't as bad a tackle as I remembered. More bad luck than anything. a PK would be extremely unjust.
     
  9. _Ace_

    _Ace_ Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    I wish it was Colo.
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually thanks to a thigh/knee of an FC Dallas player. :)
     
  10. jayd8888

    jayd8888 Member+

    Aug 22, 2006
    Denver CO

    No it's thanks to Kandji. It's not like John turned around and kicked it in.
     
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  11. _Ace_

    _Ace_ Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    I wish it was Colo.
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    True.
     
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  12. spot

    spot Member+

    Nov 29, 1999
    Centennial
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nah, it's appropriate that it came at the expense of the Burn? What's our post season record against Dallas again?
     
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  13. Totoro

    Totoro Member+

    Dec 3, 2009
    Colorado
    I don't think that the ball was on target, and John flipped it up near post to where Hartman couldn't get it.

    Casey was running to the back post, but the cross didn't look sharp enough to get to him.
     
  14. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's appropriate because FCD continuously finds new and inventive ways to lose to the Rapids in the playoffs:

    1997: Get swept in best-of-three series
    2002: Lose in sudden death tiebreaker minigame
    2005: FCD goes up a man in the second leg at home, gets the go-ahead goal early in extra time, concedes a minute later, misses a penalty late in extra time, loses in penalties
    2006: FCD wins the first leg 2-1 in Denver, goes up 3-1 on aggregate in the first half of the second leg in Dallas, concedes two goals to send it to extra time, scores early in extra time to take the lead, concedes tying goal to Clint ********ing Mathis to send it to penalties, loses in penalties
    2010: Lose on an own goal in extra time

    And every single time, the Burn/FCD was the higher seed.
     
  15. Dom. FC

    Dom. FC Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Central US
    Uncanny how they always get the seeding wrong. ;>)
     
  16. DavidJames

    DavidJames Member+

    May 11, 2003
    Longmont
    I wonder if that's replaced teaching "The Alamo" in Texas school books?
     
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  17. jayd8888

    jayd8888 Member+

    Aug 22, 2006
    Denver CO

    There should always be mention of Dario Sala when taught.
     
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  18. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @jay8888 beat me to it. Poor Hunter Freeman.
     
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  19. GreatGonzo

    GreatGonzo Member+

    Jul 1, 1999
    MA
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    I was there for 1997. Still have that Henderson volley almost at the death seared into my brain.

    Head to 0:58

     
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  20. kucsdat

    kucsdat Member

    Jul 12, 2012
  21. Paranoid Coyote

    Paranoid Coyote Member+

    Oct 21, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Exorcise:
    to free (a person, place, etc.) of evil spirits or malignant influences.

    Though I think Hanlon's Razor rules out the evil, I wonder if KSE could be considered a malignant influence.

    I'm choosing to believe that this is Pablo's way of speaking out against the ownership of the club. :D
     
  22. Dom. FC

    Dom. FC Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Central US
    Occam's razor, iirc Hanlon used an electric shaver.
     
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  23. COMtnGuy

    COMtnGuy Member+

    Apr 5, 2012
    Higher than you
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Funny, I just shared Hanlon's razor with a few people earlier this week.

    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
     
  24. jayd8888

    jayd8888 Member+

    Aug 22, 2006
    Denver CO

    I want a razor, jayd8888's razor, 1 out of 5 stupid posts turns out to be funny.
     
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  25. Dom. FC

    Dom. FC Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Central US
    Occam's razor (paraphrased) says when there are multiple explanations the simplest one is the one you should go with. Hanlon's is apparently a more modern corollary to it. So really no malice or stupidity -- just old school, first reference 1852 v 1990 for Hanlon's.

    "The adage was popularized in this form and under this name by the Jargon File, a glossary of computer programmer slang.[1][2] In 1990, it appeared in the Jargon File described as a "'murphyism' parallel to Occam's Razor".[3] The name was inspired by Occam's razor."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor
     

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