Official "NASCAR sucks" thread

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by detter7, Apr 28, 2003.

  1. detter7

    detter7 New Member

    Jun 14, 2000
    PA
    I'm having an argument with a friend - a NASCAR fan, who says NASCAR rules. I, of course, oppose. My argument's getting lame, so anyone want to point out why NASCAR sucks?
     
  2. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    If you can't even figure out why NASCAR sucks on your own, then really, nobody should help you.

    You are pitiful.


    I'm not defending NASCAR, I'm just pointing out your idiocy.
     
  3. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    NASCAR sucks because there's not enough scoring.
     
  4. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    :D

    NASCAR sucks because they just go back and forth for two hours.
     
  5. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    NASCAR sucks because there's not enough Europeans, so the quality is piss-poor.
     
  6. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    NASCAR sucks because there aren't enough NASCAR specific stadiums around. Most of them have to share with AARCA, Cart, and IRL. That's pathetic.

    And don't get me started about not having a roof at any of those tracks.
     
  7. GoDC

    GoDC Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Hamilton, VA
    NASCAR sucks because it is the only sport more boring than soccer.
     
  8. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    NASCAR sucks because you can't touch the ball with your hands.
     
  9. monster

    monster Member

    Oct 19, 1999
    Hanover, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    NASCAR sucks because the uniforms are too loud and not traditional.
     
  10. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Just mention that there are only two or three NASCAR races where the drivers turn in more than one direction. If your friend can't see the wisdom in that, forget it. Also, bear in mind that NASCAR is a social phenomenon as well as a sport -sort of a rebellion of the unwashed against F1- and you're not going to sway those people with superior racing.
     
  11. kenntomasch

    kenntomasch Member+

    Sep 2, 1999
    Out West
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, I don't think NASCAR sucks at all...

    NASCAR sucks because there aren't any traditional racing team names. And the quality of driving isn't very good. How can you expect people to watch when they can see better racing from back home on television?

    Wait until all the kids who are just getting their driver's licenses grow up, though. THEN you'll see it really take off.
     
  12. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    NASCAR sucks because they wear sponsor logos on their uniforms.
     
  13. IASocFan

    IASocFan Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 13, 2000
    IOWA
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anyone can drive around in circles, try heading the ball into the net at 12 yards or doing a bicycle or a rainbow.
     
  14. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    Title IX is KILLING NASCAR.

    Damn you, Shawna Robinson!
    Damn you, Sunny Hobbs!
     
  15. IsItSnowingInSpace

    Mar 20, 2000
    Orem UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    NASCAR sucks because there's no possibility for a tie. Maybe if they change that rule, they can be taken more seriously.
     
  16. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    NASCAR sucks because there are no timeouts.
    NASCAR sucks because the clock counts up, not down.
     
  17. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
  18. amerifolklegend

    amerifolklegend New Member

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    NASCAR sucks because there's not enough substitutions.
     
  19. FearM9

    FearM9 New Member

    Jul 14, 2000
    On my bike
    Don't forget Julie Foudy too. Damn her and her politicizing!
     
  20. monster

    monster Member

    Oct 19, 1999
    Hanover, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    NASCAR sucks because it makes people think North Carolina has some value.
     
  21. IsItSnowingInSpace

    Mar 20, 2000
    Orem UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    NASCAR sucks. It just does. That's why it's only on the national networks in the early afternoon, and tape-delayed on ESPN2 or ESPN Classic.
     
  22. geordienation

    geordienation Moderator

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    ESPN almost killed NASCAR. Thank god it's on a FOX network now.
     
  23. GoDC

    GoDC Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Hamilton, VA
    If they don't have a NASCAR race in Rochester, why even have a NASCAR.
     
  24. kenntomasch

    kenntomasch Member+

    Sep 2, 1999
    Out West
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mine was good. Yours is better.
     
  25. QPR Kevin H

    QPR Kevin H BigSoccer Supporter

    May 23, 2001
    Silver Spring, MD
    Club:
    Queens Park Rangers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    NASCAR moms - such buzzkillers
     

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