I love RFK. It's old, and smelly, and falling apart, but it has more history in it (in several sports) than almost any other venue in the country. I've been going there for games for many years. No new stadium has that atmosphere, and I've been to all of them. I'll be jealous when you get a new stadium, but I'll laugh at your plastic 'grass' until then. And I'll be sad to leave RFK when (if) ever we get a new stadium of our own.
I think you meant to say that we DC United fans will be laughing at you when you are crying while watching your team try to "play" in their new stadium.