Now with the two guys who were the first two choice as captain this past year gone, I'm assuming that the man with the worst hangover in recorded history, our Ben Olsen, will be captain next year? Is there even anyone else who would get any type of consideration? Moreno? Certainly has the gravitas, but is he a vocal leader? Rimando? Vocal, yes. Gravitas, maybe not. Petke? Could we allow someone who once played for the Metros to be our captain (although I guess we have accepted him as our wanker)? Dema? Has a team ever had a complete psychopath as captain?