NUFC Introductions Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toon³, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Check my what-book? Who knew these existed! Oh BigSoccer, you will always remain a mystery to me...
     
  2. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    There are alot of nooks and cranies i've still not ventured into yet.
     
  3. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    And yet somehow you've managed to keep her on as your fiance.

    Oh wait, we're talking about BigSoccer.
     
  4. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Are we?

    LOL

    there is one nook i haven't explored. ;)
     
  5. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    Wtf, you haven't screwed her holiest of holies yet?

    So you've been giving it to her in the bum for all these years then? nice. Wonder how much a week you spend on lube.
     
  6. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    My fiancé's arse is now on the list of banned things in this forum. Any mention of it will result in a forum ban and yellow card....signed..Toon_toon's fiancé.
     
  7. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    Awwww...your fiance reads this forum?

    You poor whipped little fellow.
     
  8. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    No but she happened to be ready it when i was on that post.

    I am not whipped.
     
  9. Zaphkiel

    Zaphkiel Self-hating Asian

    Mar 3, 2005
    ZOMG NONE!!!11
    ....errr...that sucks.


    Sorry mate.
     
  10. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    I don't care if i am whipped, i'm just glad i found someone as hot as her that if willing to marry me. :D
     
  11. Lillywhite

    Lillywhite New Member

    Jun 3, 2005
    London
    Something I said? :D
     
  12. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Not you...Tomohiro...filthy shít. LOL
     
  13. Lillywhite

    Lillywhite New Member

    Jun 3, 2005
    London
    This reminds me. Probably one of the funniest quotes from Family Guy is when they're playing snowballs and Brian throws one and it hits Stewie smack on the arse.

    He then says.....oh, good shot, you certainly turned my brown eye blue with that one.

    Class.
     
  14. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Blast! I must spread some rep around before giving it to you again.
     
  15. Lillywhite

    Lillywhite New Member

    Jun 3, 2005
    London
    Who the bloody hell do you think you are? Damn you, damn the Wright Brothers and damn the brocolli!
     
  16. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    hey! this is introductions...move it along to the off-topic thread



    ahhhh the POWER! :D
     
  17. NC Toon

    NC Toon New Member

    Nov 25, 2003
    NC
    Well, getting back on topic.......
    I started watching the WC as a grad student in 86, got hooked on soccer, and followed the WC for the next however many years. We had no soccer growing up in NC (it was a long time ago - you can do the math from the first sentence), so I pulled for the usual WC suspects. Somewhere in the late 90's Fox sports had a 2 hr show dedicated to EPL. I drank Newcastle beer, liked what I saw on the pitch, and the rest is history! One of my best memories was watching NUFC play West Ham United at Upton Park. The score ended up 2-2, but I had a blast being the Yank pulling for the visitors! I try to watch as many games on FSC as I can, and my wonderful wife has put up with me getting satellite and new jerseys every other year (She actually bought my first one as a b'day present!). I wander in and out of BS, so if you post a comment to this, I may or may not see it. And if I read BayernWake correctly, I too am a Demon Deacon!
     
  18. ottoman

    ottoman Member

    Nov 30, 1998
    San Antonio
    Club:
    San Antonio Scorpions FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turkey
    great first post!
     
  19. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Welcome to my domain! :D

    Any problems, questions or medical problems don't hesitate to PM me.

    ps you also have the honour of being the subject of my 2000th post. Good for you!
     
  20. NUFCBayern

    NUFCBayern Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 9, 2004
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Rah! Rah! Wake Forest, rah! Old alma mater's sons are we! We'll herald the story, and die for her glory, old gold and black is ever waving high!

    Nice to see a fellow alum here. And a Newcastle fan as well!
     
  21. Mel Bee

    Mel Bee Red Card

    Sep 18, 2005
    Howard Moon.
    Hello. My names Ian. I am a season ticket holder at St James' Park. I shout my heart out for the lads. I got banned from here one time. Even though i am the closest thing you Yanks have got to St James' Park.

    Ps. Sat down against Man Utd. This Woman 2 seats away was looking a bit bored sat next to her husband. Well me being a twat. Pointed to her chest and said ' whats that ' she looked down and i flicked her hooter. All hell broke loose and i went. ******** you lot and left. Classic. Didnt speak to her at the Fulham game. Not my fault she cant take a ********ing joke ffs man.
     
  22. Teso Dos Bichos

    Teso Dos Bichos Red Card

    Sep 2, 2004
    Purged by RvN
    You Sir, are a foot. A complete and utter leg end. :D
     
  23. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
  24. Mel Bee

    Mel Bee Red Card

    Sep 18, 2005
    Howard Moon.

    What's a foot when it's at home good Sir Knight.

    Ps. Haway England.
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  25. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Amazing. Mel's already got a red card.
     

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