No Rooney for rest of season. How are you coping?

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I'm not sure how I'm coping. I only just dragged myself from the corner of the room balled up in the fetal position to make this post.

 

We're all freaking out cause we are a one man team. In fact, we've been a one man team for a decade.

By the way, who is Wayne Rooney again??

 

I imagine Rodrigo Possebon helping us retain the ball for 25 minutes straight against a hard pressing Barcelona at the Nou Camp.

 

Speaking of which, I imagine man curls.

 

Im afraid hes our only solution....UNLEASH HIM FERGIE!.....Speaking of which, and as Invincible mentioned Possebon as a retainer, I think that maybe Obertan would do well as a retainer, attacking midfielder in the future, like in a riquelme role. Ive just thought about it, and I havent seen him lose the ball once in all the times ive seen him play.

 

I've nothing agaisnt Obertan, but I just dont think he'll make up for Rooney...

Its time for Fergie to unleash his secret weapon:



It's Rhain time!

 

rip rooney

 

leeeme alon i''mmstilll drnking tryeingtoo ferget iit all.

 

I've been running around flailing arms in despair non-stop for the past 3 days. It actually got me in a better shape than I've ever been in, so it looks like this is the strategy I would use trying to cope with all of our injuries.

 

You'll be as fit as Fletcher before you know it.

 

Rooney out for 2-3 weeks

http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid={F9E570E6-407E-44BC-800F-4A3110258114}&newsid=6647817

 

Rooney lives!

 

I didn't know the season had only two more weeks left.

 

As long as the scenario ends with him "resting" through the world cup and coming back at full strength in the fall, I can accept just about anything with respect to his involvement in the current run in.

That being said, my baby has both developed a bald spot and shaved her head in solidarity with Rooney.

 

"We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness."

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Touching children inappropriately helps me cope.

 

********, I thought you were dead?!

 

Ho ho ho ho kidz...

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Vodka.

I'm coping with copious amounts of Sir Robert Burnett's 7 dollar vodka.

And some "wine in a can."

 

I tend to seek solace among those who are experienced in such dark days of disappointment:

https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1382616

 

Me and St Paulis Girl are going at it pretty hard.

 

Luckily my sister is a psychologist, but I still cant be within 25 meters of any sharp objects.

 

Tevez may be a right cnut, but we really should have kept him.