I just spoke to Yves. He was unaware of the demise of the Quakes. Therefore, he informed me of his intention to play for the Quakes next season. The joke really is on us. Yves would have meant a guaranteed Supporters shield and MLS Cup. He told me that he was stronger than ever. Now we will never know. With this news, I am moving back to Belgium. The Gentle Wine Maker returns to his roots. The Quakes are dead. Long Live the Quakes. I will miss you all. Some more than others. Tears. Tears. Sobs. Sobs. Snot.
Wine for me. But my old buddy the Quaker Kid may encourage you to drink mass quantities of Milwaukee's Best Ice. AWESOME!!!!! Yalpstel, for you old friend, I would go with straight Jager.
Hey, Richter Boy and Quaker Kid: We've missed you. Tell Yves we need him here as playmaking midfielder for the 2007 season. We'll provide him with all the cases of Belgian beer he needs. In fact, Beerking and I will assure that he gets a keg of Stella. Cheers, Wayne aka Albany58
We all should relax this evening by heading to Blockbuster or Hollywood Video (unless you have Netflix, that is) and renting the Belgian version of The Matrix on DVD. GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!! -G
"Boo-links" It's that easy. I asked the same question of some Belgian guy several years ago and that is what I was told.
The worst thing about this is that Yves, Pwamme and Morjad will become forgotten. Okay, maybe not the worst thing.
LOL!! mika likaed morjad hes shampon of morjad! (please forgive me, that is my first attempt ever at morjadianism)
He would have also guaranteed us the World Cup trophy, the Nobel Prize in Chemistry, the Emmy for "Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy or Musical" and the double gold star in Mrs. Lynn's 1st grade finger painting class. Now we have only our sorrow. You know, I went to a mall today to buy a soft pretzel. It just tasted wrong.
Pless mr galin no say morjad forgontn morjad alwss qakue fan morjad ver sad san jaos ver gol teem no hoston team houston hom grorge W bsh mr bush mikilaka not like iran mr bush bad man no say azziiz not grest palyr azziz ver gol palyr azzizzi socr gol iran wolrd cup scor ver gol iran shampon world sna shoe worl shampin MLS morjad What vintage would you suggest I drink, Gentle Wine Maker? I feel the need to switch from 'Old Piss n' Vinegar' brand malt liquor to something lighter.
OMG I didn't know where to put this, but I finally figured out what that mascot of the Clash days was: http://www.kclproductions.com/images/illustrations/pgillclash.html Amazing. It wasn't a lobster afterall.
The mall. Whatever happened to good old honest wood and metal? Now it's all styrofoam and pressboard.
That's okay. You're about ready to be indoctrinated into Yvesianism, the worship of Yves Buelinckx, greatest soccer player ever (even better than Zico) and the man who donates organs at will to those in need. In addition to creating world peace (he's having a hell of a time at the present, but just wait) and saving thousands from tsunami, earthquakes and other natural disasters, he's a great family man.