Nico's Southern Fried House of Ribs, Tips and Advice

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  1. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nico's Southern Fried House of Rib Tips and Advice

    Thanks to Fiddlestick for the title. Fire away.
     
  2. fiddlestick

    fiddlestick New Member

    Jul 17, 2001
    The 4 8 0
    Why am I such the shit?
     
  3. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I believe it is your ability to procure a massive sunburn in Ohio eventhough you're from Arizona.
     
  4. fiddlestick

    fiddlestick New Member

    Jul 17, 2001
    The 4 8 0
    I never thought about it in such ironic terms.
     
  5. Bison1997

    Bison1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 30, 2001
    RFK - Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think I've missed this along the way, so I ask.....

    Why the fire?
     
  6. biggyv

    biggyv Member

    May 18, 2000
    PGH PA
    Why is Alabama the gayest place in America?
     
  7. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, I had basically narrowed it down to three teams.

    1) Chicago
    2) DC
    3) Columbus

    This was all predicated on geographic proximity. What about Dallas you ask? Well, Texas sucks so that ruled them out straight away.

    Columbus just didn't do it for me after I went to their stadium.

    DC is cool and all, but my brother pulls for them and I have to have something to compete with my brother about. We support the same national team and college team, might as well have club be the source of our friction :D

    Fire - I've always dug Chicago as a town, and I like most of Chicago's current lineup.
     
  8. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Because Da Ali G says, although judging from the reaction of his interviewees, he may have been wrong about that one.
     
  9. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Okay kiddies, think of some good questions for the Southern Sage. I'm leaving work and will be back tomorrow.
     
  10. Bison1997

    Bison1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 30, 2001
    RFK - Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can't argue with that.

    Yeah, plus you'd have been pulling for the same team as Andy. You wouldn't have wanted that, right? :D

    Fair enough.

    Plus, Bethany and Anne would be pretty good persuasion, I guess. :D
     
  11. dearprudence

    dearprudence Member

    Nov 1, 2000
    Chi-town
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not even 24 hours and I'm dying to talk the way I'm meant to!!!!!!!!!!!

    So, Nico, what type of BBQ is the epitome of the South? Would it be red or not? Spicy or spicy sweet?

    And when you're cooking said ribbing, do you use the rack or the country style ribs?
     
  12. CG

    CG Member

    Jul 25, 2001

    I'm not sure I would say I support them. I'm more a fan of MLS in general.
     
  13. IrishLass22

    IrishLass22 New Member

    Mar 11, 2003
    LAL & FRO

    Why hasn't the world figured this out sooner? ;)
     
  14. Bethany

    Bethany New Member

    Sep 3, 2002
    Nico,

    If I was driving through Kentucky on, on let's say the 4th of July weekend, in a construction zone, and I was doing 80 in a 55, how much would my speeding ticket be?
     
  15. fiddlestick

    fiddlestick New Member

    Jul 17, 2001
    The 4 8 0
    Hey! I told you you gave the perfect massage but you're moving to Europe so what good are ya?!
    P.S. Ask questions in my forum.
     
  16. JAnderson14

    JAnderson14 New Member

    Oct 5, 2000
    Crofton, MD
    What's cooler: breakdancing or kung fu?
     
  17. biggyv

    biggyv Member

    May 18, 2000
    PGH PA
    So what's the story with biscuits and gravy? Cause, like, that stuff's awesome!
     
  18. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think there is room in the South for all kinds of BBQ. This isn't the South of 1950 after all, its 2003. We'd like to show the world that there's room down here for more than one way of thinking, and one kind of BBQ.

    You've got to do them on the rack, because you look more like cavepeople when you're cooking.
     
  19. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A most excellent question. Probably because they haven't met you in person. While one can certainly sense your stunning good looks and charming demeanor through the text you type, we live in an age of reason where one often wants empirical evidence to support that which they already know is true.
     
  20. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That would be $230.50.

    I like your current avatar. If my brother will let me, we can take care of your new one either tonight or tomorrow. It is up to pvan4 as I can't hook my digital camera up at my work and my home computer's broken. It is up to him when you get it.
     
  21. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    She can be your European vacation masseuse. You find one for here, and Europe is taken care of. It's actually much easier that way.
     
  22. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kung Fu is infinitely cooler. Breakdancing obviously has seen its star rise and wane in a short decade. At best, it had a few movies, Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Fine cinematic features that they were, when compared to the Kung Fu genre, the choice is obvious. Additionally, nothing made white people feel whiter than seeing good break dancing. Kung Fu is the the more inclusive choice. You've got your obvious Asian kung fu superstars like Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, etc. However, there are other non-Asian standouts like Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Dam (I mean, if a guy with a french name can do it, its inclusive) and my personal favorite, Jim Kelley in:

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  23. nicodemus

    nicodemus Member+

    Sep 3, 2001
    Cidade Mágica
    Club:
    PAOK Saloniki
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That is one of those things that even escapes the wisdom of the Southern Sage. What's the story? I don't know. The answer however, is just be grateful we have them.
     
  24. CG

    CG Member

    Jul 25, 2001

    It's fine as long as you don't come in and perform some Haitian voodoo on my bookmarks.
     
  25. ross from st paul

    ross from st paul New Member

    Sep 13, 2001
    gold river, CA
    Club:
    Queens Park Rangers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    nico,
    As a fellow music lover, maybe you can help:
    How do I convince a musician (who's purdy as all get-out) to fall for me?

    Bear in mind, I am a dork.
    :)
     

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