New Board Subtitle?

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by DCU, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. DCU

    DCU Member+

    Feb 15, 1999
    Bay Area, CA
    Please distract yourself from your misery by voting for a new DC United board subtitile.

    Credit for choice 1 goes to Cweed and choice 2 to GoDC
  2. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    How about...

  3. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nice work GoDC!
  4. Bison1997

    Bison1997 Member+

    Dec 30, 2001
    RFK - Lot 8
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I vote for leaving it the same.

    We've gotta stay positive, right? RIGHT? :)
  5. MeridianFC

    MeridianFC Member

    Jul 26, 1999
    Washington, DC USA
    I picked #2 cause it's good if we're winning (unlikely) or we're losing (hello!).

  6. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
  7. weasel

    weasel Member

    Oct 31, 2000
    There's always next year.
  8. ursula

    ursula Member

    Feb 21, 1999
    Republic of Cascadia
    Here's another vote for WTF?
  9. Gunnersaurus

    Gunnersaurus Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Jurassic Period
    Arsenal FC
    How about these options?

    All Gazza all the time!

    Our silverware cabinet is teeming, but we can't find the key!

    This board: Chicken Soup for the Fan.

    The Red And Black&blue.

    Our salary cap is on injured reserve. How's yours?

    Nobody between the ages of 19 and 28 need apply!

    Most mentioned MLS team on the BBC this month!

    -G. Rex
  10. odg78

    odg78 Member

    Feb 14, 2001
    North Carolina
    If we sign Gazza how about:

    3 Cups and 5 Bellies!
  11. skippy

    skippy Member

    Nov 17, 1999
    Alexandria, Virginia
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I voted for Plan on ... but I have to say that I like "All Gazza, all the time" whether he comes here or not.
  12. RoHo

    RoHo New Member

    Jul 20, 2001
    Washington, DC
    I suggest:

    "What the hell was that?!!?"

    This is the one statement/question that I've said more often than any other this season, whether it was due to a pass to the other team or a cross into the crowd. Or basically at any moment that Lazo is on the field.
  13. TEConnor

    TEConnor New Member

    Feb 22, 1999
    odg is a friggin genius.

    I vote 50,000 times for anything along those lines, provided we sign sir Gasciogne. On a niggling note, shouldn't it be something like: "6 cups, 5 bellies"?

  14. detter7

    detter7 New Member

    Jun 14, 2000
    I admit I wasn't a fan of the current subtitle until September. Now it just makes us seem so much better than everyone else. We still suck, though.
  15. odg78

    odg78 Member

    Feb 14, 2001
    North Carolina

    True, for some reason I was only thinking of MLS cups.
  16. TEConnor

    TEConnor New Member

    Feb 22, 1999
    On a related note, Jimmy Conrad does this thing for cnnsi and had a pretty funny quiz show like piece with his San Jose teammates (<a href="">read full article</a>). The relevant portion is the "Word Association" part. Here is the excerpt about DC Utd:

    6. United

    Mulrooney: We stand
    Agoos: Way
    Conway: Screamin' Eagles
    Barrett: Capitol
    Donovan: We stand
    Cannon: Crap
    Robinson: States
    Lagos: We stand
    Gonzalez: Bruce Arena

    I'd say some of these guys are reading bigsoccer. The thesis: the current tagline is effective. But odg is still a genius. If Gazza stays, its five bellies all the way!

  17. Jose L. Couso

    Jose L. Couso New Member

    Jul 31, 2000
    Arlington, VA

    I think all of DC UNITED fans should give Joe Cannon HELL for that answer! The WANKER!
  18. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Cannon actually gave the same response to every other team.
  19. Jose L. Couso

    Jose L. Couso New Member

    Jul 31, 2000
    Arlington, VA
    Yes I saw that.

    But he should know better than associate crap with United! ;)

    ps-Maybe I should have attached one of these : ;).
  20. DCU

    DCU Member+

    Feb 15, 1999
    Bay Area, CA
    So should we throw dog$hit at Cannon this weekend? ;)
  21. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Personally, I really like the subtitle. It became so popular that everyone across the country got on our bandwagon and used it for licence plates and t-shirts and posters and everything. It feels good to have started a trend.

    If we were to have a new one, it should be something like "I got season tickets for THIS!?" ;)
  22. eagleterp

    eagleterp New Member

    Jun 6, 2002
    washington, dc
    at least we're not metroscum. half glass full or am i just reaching for positives in a glum situation?

    btw. love the 'our salary caps on injured reserve, how's yours?'
  23. Bird

    Bird Member

    Sep 16, 2000
    San Mateo, California
    Also in the spirit of Gazza, something like: "Not just a bunch of f****** w*****s!" ;)
  24. Jose L. Couso

    Jose L. Couso New Member

    Jul 31, 2000
    Arlington, VA
    Traditions have to start somewhere! ;)

    Although it would help if DC United were playing San Jose.
  25. Jose L. Couso

    Jose L. Couso New Member

    Jul 31, 2000
    Arlington, VA
    Watta yu no, Joey iss comin fora som a golfin nexa weeken!

    Maybe I'll getta a bigga Bertta and stampa CRAP right across hissa foreheada!

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