One of my favorite writers about the darker side of being a fan, comes out with a great one this week about enjoying the good times, but expecting the bad: LINK John Nicholson Column
Read some of his archived stories then LB, his writting is really fun and he seems to have lived a life worthy of worship.
Z, We have known each other for how long? And I have to go to Big Soccer to find your link to some guy who compares sports fan optimism to licking some vegetarian chick's peanuty butthole? How long have you been hiding this guy from me? Would it have killed you to send me an email when you first discovered him? Thanks a lot, d***hole. Sirk
Back off Sirk, Z knows I am the vegetarian and if anyone is licking a vegetarian chicks peanuty bumhole it's me. Not you, meatmouth. all the best -hang
Hang, Don't go talking about licking peanuty buttholes and then refer to me as "meatmouth." In this particular context, the double entendre could have a misleading connotation, especially coming from a salad-tosser like yourself. Sirk
I was wondering how long it would take this thread to reach comedy gold, looks like I have my answer. PS to Sirk, wasn't sure you'd want to read it at work, I guess I should have sent it. Also, as stated above, read his archives, the man is a genius and I aspire to his greatness.
Should get his terminology right though. It's not the aflatoxins (and there shouldn't be any in peanuts passed fit for human consumption) that cause the anpahylaxis, it's the peanut allergens.