Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this? [Hands him the weather briefing] Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl -
dude, you're an idiot. if you really worked at the office, you'd at least know how to spell their names right. it's Tim Sinclair, Dan Steves and Leslie Schelin. and i just got that from their media guide.
[As the plane prepares to take off.] Old lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Old lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
MCrosky : I want the best available man on this, a man who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure. Johnny : How 'bout Mr Rogers? ----- Johnny : The tower, the tower . . . Repunzle, Repunzle . . .
"What kind of plane is it?" "Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol."
You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em. Translation: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Jive Dude: What you talkin' about? I dug her rap. My mama didn't raise no dummies. Old Lady: Chump don't want no hep, Chump don't get de hep. Jive ass fool ain't got no brains anyhow.
Re: Re: Names of my co-workers Not knowing how to spell the names actually gives this guy more credibility - you often misspell names of people you've been introduced to in person - because you're just going by the phonics. Unless the staff has name tags on their office doors - then he's just dyslexic. Or a complete idiot. I say Nick has snapped and this is his split personality posting on BS.
Kramer: There he is! Striker, you're coming in too fast! Striker: I know, I know! Elaine: He knows, he knows!
Oldlady: No wonder you're upset! She's lovely! And a darling figure. Supple pouting breasts. . . firm thighs . . .its a shame you two don't get along.