In an attempt to go 1 full day without writing something negative about revs management (as well as to make light of another losing revs record...to date......i've adapted some really lame jokes here. And, as lame as they are....it helped a bit. feel free to add your own....and look, its clean good-natured fun for the whole family..so let's try to keep it that way all right? -------- Q: Why are they replacing the turf at CMGI Field with cardboard? A: The Revolution look better on paper. -------- Q: Why Can't The New England Revolution get on the internet? A: They can't get 3w's in a row. -------- A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Metrostars fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Metro fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Metros fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Metros fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Revolution fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Revolution fan?" "Because my mom is a Revolution fan, and my dad is Revolution fan, so I'm a Revolution fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Revolution fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" …………"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Metros fan." -------- A D.C. United fan, a Chicago Fire fan, a Metrostars fan and an Earthquakes fan climbed to the top of Mount Everest. looked over the edge in wonder. Then the D.C. fan shouts, "This is for the United!" and jumps off the cliff….the Chicago fan, not wanting to be outdone, shouts, "This is for the Fire!" and jumps to his death. Seeing the trend, the Earthquake fan looks around for a moment. Then he walks behind the Metrostars fan, gives him a big shove off the mountain, and yells, "This is for MLS fans everywhere!" -------- A Metrostars fan arrives at a football match midway through the second half. "What's the score?" he asks his friend as he settles into his seat. "Nil-nil," comes the reply. "And what was the score at half-time?" he asks. -------- A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday evening. The soccer results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Dallas 2, Revolution 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice. Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that New England lost?" "Because he's a Revs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asked what the dog says when New England win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him seven years." -------- Q: How may Rev Exec's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They're too busy trying to screw their season ticket holders. (plus, the krafts only allocated 1 light bulb to the revs for the season anyway) arrrggghhhh....well, there goes the vain attempt at not writing anything negative about the organization.