Mooning the gawdz

Scipio Gothicus · Jul 22, 2003

Anyone who reads Big Soccer knows that I am one of Brushes Sand's biggest supporters. I have backed Brushes on a post El Jefe threatened to "nuke." Even so, I had no knowlege of the gawdz he speaks of.

On Sunday 13 of this month, I found them. It was the night of the full Moon, I was outside with a Monte Cristo Habana #2 in one hand, a snifter of Courvoisier VSOP in the other.

Moon.

Big white Moon.

White as milk Moon.

I have found the gawdz Brushes appeases with thousands of dollars and flags. But they are new and weak gawdz, and they cannot hope to hold me much longer. And then, things will be very different, my beautiful Moon.

White as milk Moon.

Red as blood Moon.

-Diabolus

cafrine · Jul 23, 2003

Ray?

Brushes Sand · Jul 23, 2003

Originally posted by Scipio Gothicus
I have found the gawdz Brushes appeases with thousands of dollars and flags.
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One can rarely appease the Gawdz with Temporal
Offerings. Usually, actions on the pitch, and in the
Net, either the Net on the field or the Inter-Net,
may be used as Holy Talismans of Faith.

On RARE OCCAISIONS may one create talismans
of Appeasement that manifest in the stands.

-bs

gotyourback · Jul 23, 2003

I saw that same moon and I swear that Parcells was bodyslamming Jeffries into resignation.

Or was Jeffries just getting flogged with a Tuna?

Seems t'will be many moons till MLS Cup spills Burn.

burning247 · Jul 23, 2003

umm.....oookkk.......this gawdz thing has gone too far.

Scipio Gothicus · Jul 23, 2003

Agreed. For now is not a time of appeasment. It is a time of defiance of the gawdz!

cafrine · Jul 24, 2003

Yesss!! I'm bringing some lighter fluid to the next game at Dragon then to help out...with the uh, tailgate of course....