The good feelings and glory of previous seasons is all but gone for our band of heroes. Another defeat suffered. A once potent attack has been completely neutralized. The unbreakable defense looks vulnerable. And worst of all, the citizens, loyal and true, have been betrayed by the leaders of our yellow clad CREW, as the leadership has decided to change the crest of this group, for reasons unknown. Now they head to the overflowing metropolis in the east to challenge one of the most sinister minions of E.V.I.L., with an endless supply of money and ambition. Can our heroes their fortunes around, or has a great doom fallen upon them?
We suck right now. We are barely creating dangerous situations, let alone actual chances. I have heard a good deal of excuses from people about this but we have the same attack plus some as last season. The output has been terrible. I don't expect we are going to turn it around this weekend
Should have added an option for Columbus Soccer Club piss away a point in the final five minutes... Again.
There's a very good chance Reds coverage will overlap with the Crew game, especially if the Reds game has a delay or goes into extra innings. Check those alternate channels.
Crew name is back, do MLS Champion Caliber team is back. I'm going with a huge win for the good guys. Big Cities Slickers all the way.
As poorly as they've played (and they've played massively poorly!), Our Guys have been competitive. If Zelerayan can get back into form and bring some positive energy into the attack, they can start getting better results. Fingers crossed ....
Caleb Porter ends his silent protest of the new logo with a masterclass. Big Z gets a brace assisted by Little Z.
***Due to the backlash from the fans, the network has decided to retcon the betrayal by the heroes leadership. A special one off episode is currently in the works to tie everything back together. Signed, Caleb Porter CREW soccer show writers.
Buoyed by the ongoing shambolic stadium situation for NYCFC Caleb Porter prepares for this as a neutral field match instead of shitting his pants as if it were an actual road match. Your Crew manages to goal the ball from the run of play at least twice on the way to an easier than expected victory, playing Champagne Football throughout. Having accomplished victory in the nations largest media market, brand recognition soars nationally and globally. The Crew rises three spots in next weeks MLSSoccerSoccer.com Power Rankings and merchandise sales go through the roof. The Haslams laugh their way to the bank. Glory to Columbus. We are the Crew.
Right now this team will fold like a cheap lawn chair, card table and or Chinese laundry. Baseball Field FC 2-0.
This poster signed up back in 2016 and was still able to get into the account five years later. Impressive! Great name, great icon.
Why didn't he do the same for the two games against the Canadian teams? He's just messing with you, isn't he? I think it's interestingly goofy that tomorrow will be the Crew's fourth away game of the season, yet only one of them has been played in the home team's stadium. Edited to add: Right now, I might be satisfied if the Crew just score a goal, preferably scored by someone playing for the Crew.
Well if the Crew go to the Bronx, I could see them scoring three goals, as the NYCFC backline and goalkeeper will be in Harrison, NJ...
NYC has only given up 4 goals all season. Their problem, like the Crew, is scoring goals. Low scoring draw seems most likely. 1-1 or 0-0.
There the story about Richie Ashburn in his early days as a broadcaster and his partner was talking about a possible pinch hitter. Ashburn's comment: "He'd better have a long bat, then, as they sent him to the minors yesterday...."