1. KensingtonSC

    KensingtonSC 2020 SUPPORTERS SHIELD CHAMPIONS!!

    FC Vaduz / Philadelphia Union
    Jan 7, 2010
    Andalusia, PA
    Club:
    FC Vaduz
    Welcome back to MLS: Where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Right, Jim Curtin?

    A full slate this week including our first taste of MIDWEEK ACTION!! I know you can hardly wait for your first Wednesday night scoreless tie! If I hadn't fallen asleep during the games Saturday, I'd be able to have better quips regarding last week's action (thanks, cocktail of Claritin and NyQuil). I hope to stay awake this week. Here's your full slate with all times in EDT, the cool time zone.

    Wednesday
    San Jose at New England - 7:30 pm - MLS Live

    Friday Night's a Great Night for Football
    Chicago at Toronto - 7:30 pm - TSN 4, TSN 5, MLS Live

    Saturday
    Montreal at Philadelphia - 1:00 pm - TVA Sport, MLS Live
    San Jose at Houston - 4:00 pm - UniMas, Univision Deportes Network, facebook live
    Vancouver at Portland - 4:00 pm - CTV, MLS Live
    DC United at New England - 7:30 pm - MLS Live
    Columbus at New York Red Bulls - 7:30 pm - MLS Live
    Sporting Kansas City at FC Dallas - 8:00 pm - MLS Live
    Atlanta at Real Salt Lake - 9:30 pm - MLS Live

    Sunday
    Orlando at New York City - 1:30 pm - FS1, FOX Deportes
    Seattle at Los Angeles - 4:00 pm - ESPN, ESPN Deportes
    Colorado at Minnesota - 6:00 pm - MLS Live

    The hockey and basketball playoffs are still ongoing, so we might have some conversation about that, as well as the multitude of USL games that may or may not be happening since I don't have a USL app and can't check the schedules. The Simpsons also may or may not be discussed in here. It's really the "Do what you feel" thread, which is a welcome change from the "Do as we say" thread, which was started by German settlers in 1946.

    As always, keep it neutral here in the play-by-play thread, and remember, "I'll eat anything you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down! Chew on the dog!"
     
  2. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    ******** it all.
     
  3. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    D'oh!

    Needs more dog.
     
  4. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Yo, @KensingtonSC!

    Your tag game is weak.

    Just like your MLS team.

    :D :sneaky:
     
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  5. KensingtonSC

    KensingtonSC 2020 SUPPORTERS SHIELD CHAMPIONS!!

    FC Vaduz / Philadelphia Union
    Jan 7, 2010
    Andalusia, PA
    Club:
    FC Vaduz
    My tag game is weak? F*cking tag game is weak? You're weak. F*ck you: That's my name! You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles.
     
  6. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Glengarry Glen Ross, apparently. Never saw the movie.

    Your quote game is as weak as my movie game.
     
  7. Len

    Len Member+

    Club: Dallas Tornado
    Jan 18, 1999
    Everywhere and Nowhere.....I'm the wind, baby.
    Wednesday night game!!! WOOHOOOOO!!!


    Granted. It's NE v SJ; still....
     
  8. KensingtonSC

    KensingtonSC 2020 SUPPORTERS SHIELD CHAMPIONS!!

    FC Vaduz / Philadelphia Union
    Jan 7, 2010
    Andalusia, PA
    Club:
    FC Vaduz
    The fact you had to look that up just shows how weak you are. And if you have Netflix, you need to stop what you're doing right now, and watch Glengarry Glen Ross and step up your quote game.
     
  9. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I only quote Futurama, Stripes, Pulp Fiction, and Better Off Dead.
     
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  10. KensingtonSC

    KensingtonSC 2020 SUPPORTERS SHIELD CHAMPIONS!!

    FC Vaduz / Philadelphia Union
    Jan 7, 2010
    Andalusia, PA
    Club:
    FC Vaduz
    While you still need to up your quote game, these are all excellent programs and movies. In the meantime, I'm gonna go get a couple hard, pipe-hitting fellas to go to work on the holmes here with a pair or pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me, Knave? I ain't through with you yet by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
     
  11. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Lighten up, Francis.
     
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  12. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    Oh, I conquer!
     
  13. Gamecock14

    Gamecock14 Member+

    May 27, 2010
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    So we need a mod to bring the tags up to 20 from the 10 tag per person limit?
     
  14. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I demand a "disappointment" tag.

    How can you have a running thread without a disappointment tag?

    It makes no sense!
     
  15. Kappa74

    Kappa74 Member+

    Feb 2, 2010
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
     
  16. The Franchise

    The Franchise Member+

    Nov 13, 2014
    Bakersfield, CA
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think you mean Better Off Ted, because anyone watching the Union will recognize the familiar flavor of despair.
     
  17. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're soccer fans. But we're American soccer fans! We've been kicking ass for 20 years!
     
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  18. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We're 10 and 1!
     
  19. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Hell, no!

     
  20. Yoshou

    Yoshou Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think @Knave will really appreciate the new tags. Absolutely no disappointment here. Just awesomeness.
     
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  21. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I am not impressed.

    Try harder!
     
  22. Yoshou

    Yoshou Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You said you wanted disappointment tags and I delivered disappointment in tags. You're welcome.
     
  23. Clint Eastwood

    Clint Eastwood Member+

    Dec 23, 2003
    Somerville, MA
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Just a little bit of stadium porn. FCD Hall of Fame section construction has begun in earnest (as some noted during the Dallas Cup).
     
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  24. GunnerJacket

    GunnerJacket Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 18, 2003
    Gainesville, GA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    That's what she said.
     
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  25. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I think I'm supposed to counter with a Tim Howard quip.
     
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