MLS 2017 Week 15 Continuous PBP Thread [Multiple R]

Looks like the attack is starting to settle into a little rhythm.

 

Did he just kick Altidore?

 

The offensive third..........

 

John Brooks launching shots from deep.

 

My laptop is no longer on my lap.

 

So that was the first sequence in a while in which I felt like the US players were all playing with synchronized watches. Everyone just seems out of step with everyone else.

 

Williams with a couple of beauties on the saves for T & T. Hope the guys in red can keep up the pressure.

 

More than that. The 60x30 "Big Ass Flag" that debuted against Costa Rica at Arrowhead back in 2001 weighed roughly 90 pounds. I know, as a then-union stagehand, I was in charge of getting that thing folded after the game and back in its box. I picked the folded flag up to get it into its box. Those field sized flags have to weigh a lot more.

 

That shot, man ...

 

Here's a Sevilla jersey that uses the same(ish) template. It's from 2006. pic.twitter.com/JWKCp6yaWD

— Alexander Abnos (@AnAbnos) June 8, 2017

 

"...and Bradley gives it away". Hmmm. Wonder how many times we'll hear or see that tonight (or Sunday, for that matter).

 

Odd that Jozy was the seventh or eighth man into that attack.

 

Villafana belongs.

 

Bradley and Dempsey.......no bueno this half.

 

Ugh, I think Cameron just called for a foul for playing soccer.

Hmm, no replay on UniMas

 

32nd minute and the ref is already warning T&T about time-wasting.

 

Damn y'all. Wake up.

 

OH ******** OH ******** OH SHIT OH ******** ******** ******** ******** ********




WHEW

 

HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN!!!!!!11!!!1

 

We're gonna lose.

I'm telling you.

We're gonna lose.

 

I think I'll go pour myself some bourbon.

 

33 minutes of boredom followed by ten seconds of sheer terror.