MLS 2017 Week 12 Continuous PBP Thread [Multiple R]

You know it's bad when Chicago is toying with you.

 

Truly a strange experience for Fire fans who've been suffering through a lost decade.

 

As predicted, the blue team wins and the blue team loses.

 

#Gershow!

 

#ThatsSoMLS

 

In 5 of the 7 Rapids losses this year the Rapids opponent has had equal or more goals than the Rapids have had shots on goal.

 

Proving that those who say there's no "deserves" in sports are very, very wrong indeed.

 

You could excuse them if, over time they replaced 'ole' with 'oy vey'.

 

He's like a fast Ante Razov

 

A very good follow up win for the Fire. At home, they're almost unstoppable.

 

Except Nikolic is the very opposite of fast.

 

This entire season so far is "What the ******** am I watching... this isn't Andrew Hauptman's Chicago Fire"

 

A.J. Wood was a fast Ante Razov. And you might be faster than A. J. Wood

 

And Razov's pace was measured by glacial progress

 

Ok, Nick Lima might be the nicest human being on earth.

 

The race will be timed by sundial.

 

Ah yes, the fabled tortoise vs turtle!

 

AJ Wood doesn't have 100+ MLS goals

I'm done running unless it involves killing something

 

or chased by zombies.

 

I just like randomly throwing in player/coach names from the pre-2005 expansion era to make the noobs think they're missing something.

 

More like Margerie Glacier vs Franz Josef Glacier

 

They can eat me at this point. The diabetes will kill off the outbreak

 

Who knew you would troll Sounderfan...