This is terrible. Here we are, about to be beset by another miserable week of MLS, and we don't even have a current running thread. I blame those infernal thread tags. -- All times eastern. All games broadcast on MLS Live and Direct Kick unless otherwise noted. Wednesday, May 3 Toronto FC vs Orlando, 7:30 Sporting KC vs NY Red Bulls, 8:30 Friday, May 5 Colorado vs Vancouver, 10:00 Saturday, May 6 Seattle vs Toronto FC, 4:00, ESPN D.C. United vs Montreal, 6:00 Philadelphia vs NY Red Bulls, 7:00 Columbus vs New England, 7:30 Houston vs Orlando, 8:30 Real Salt Lake vs FC Dallas, 9:30 LA Galaxy vs Chicago, 10:30 San Jose vs Portland, 10:30 Sunday, May 7 Minnesota vs Sporting KC, 1:30, FS1 NYCFC vs Atlanta, 4:00, Univision -- Also, some of you people are tossing around the casual term "toast" way too casually. Nobody is even close to being toast. Here are the numbers as of right now: PHI is doing ... uh ... poorly, but even they are still a far distance from toast. And some of you people with lousy taste in teams are worrying about COL. Well, they're a far cry from toast, too. In fact, there are three teams in the EC that are arguably worse off in terms of playoff positioning than COL. Truth is we're less than 10 games in, and although some teams are digging themselves deeper and deeper holes, those holes are not yet officially toast depth. There just haven't been enough games yet. That said, PHI and COL, don't get your hopes up. -- Finally, don't be a running thread baddie.