MLS 2015 Week 1 Continuous PBP Thread [Multiple R]

The last thing I want is anyone pulling me up. I don't care if it's good faith.

 

I don't think any other type of announcing compares to Walton's level of "tangentialness"

 

Everyone was making fun of the dots when it first appeared, and now, a few hours later, we see how bad life is without them.

 

Better than a dislocated elbow or fractured penis.

 

Huh? Home opener was against SKC last year. We won 1-0 with a Chad Barrett goal late.

 

I'm a dot convert!

Once I found out what they are.

 

LOL...they are both inane. I guess for me personally I can deal with it without the voice. Easier to tune out. Walton never bothered me either.

 

Well if theyre going to shrink the screen to a third of its size maybe they have the info there.. just use the AUDI logo, remove rings based on how many subs are left...

 

Can this day get any worse for NE. Seattle is up a guy for the rest of the match

 

This stadium turned into a hospital

 

Ah, I forgot about that because I wasn't there

 

Heaps has to ask around for a doctor for a dislocated shoulder?

 

"MLS Cup Playoffs"

Should have said playoffs instead, but whatever. I consider MLS Cup to be grammatically the same as FA Cup.

 

NER crosses into the box have been abysmal

 

Hate to admit it, Seattle looks poised to win the cup this season... How many US Open Cups will it be for them now??

 

Little early to be writing Revs' obituary. They'll be fine as long as the injury bug doesn't doom them.

 

Which, playing on turf and relying on players who are 33 and 28 years old...probably not likely.

 

At least they don't have to play on crappy turf too often.

Oh, wait ...

 

This PBP announcer (Strong?) talks and thinks too much. The game is done, no need to overanalyze everything.

 

and another decent week of MLS comes to an end.

[edit] It actually has now.

 

One week down. 33 to go.

How will we ever survive?

 

That was a disappointing game. Way to not score a fourth gOOOOal, Seattle. O lowly Revs. ******** them both.

 

Week 1 over and the Union are in a playoff spot! whoo hoo!

 

Somos MLS is on at midnight on UDN after this U17 game.