He mastered the art of the nervous looking sideways hospital ball. Seriously though, Lovel is the nicest dude, but he was lonely as hell in Houston. Hope things are better for him in Salt Lake and that the Mormon girls are treating him well.
I think good no call. Borchers leg was trailing and clipped Brockie, but ball was too far ahead of Brockie
Shazbots, Yordany Alvarez scores?!?! Twilight zone indeed, his first goal in MLS. Brilliant strike, just crushes it.
Yordany Alvarez? Of all the Salt Lake players who might launch a laser like that, he would be at the back of the list, behind even the guys on the bench and several people not in the 18.
RSL get their first ever MLS goal at BMO. I thought Maund scored for a second. That was possibly the scariest second of my life
And people wonder why nobody comes out to games in Toronto any more.... It doesn't matter what happens, Toronto will find a way to disappoint.
The girlfriend is out tanning by the pool and she just sent me a text saying, "There are a lot of cute girls in bikinis out here, you should come down." That's real love folks. Be back in an hour or so.
This "party" is terrible. First off, there's no booze. Secondly, I'm the only guy here wearing Union gear. Thirdly, I've been with my wife for close to 12 years, and I barely know any of these people, and the people I do know aren't interesting in the least. I'd so much rather be watching the match, no matter how boring it is.
They'll just trade him to another team for a case of Gatorade and an autographed nude portrait of El Chelis.