SAN ANTONIO Nearly 165 years after the attack on the Alamo, researchers say they have found the Mexican army's attack plans. Written on maize tortillas, these plans detail the attack that has become of of the most infamous defeats of U.S. armed forces. American icons that perished in the Alamo massacre include such notable characters as Davie Cracker and Colonel Jack D. Ripper. To actually find the plans at this moment in American history is a gift from God, really," said head researcher Iluva Busch. "It confirms that everyone really is out to get us and we better kick their ass before they kick ours." pocho.com ©
I wonder if Mexican archaelogists found the huge turds US Marines left on the table of the head of state of Mexico after they took the Halls of Montezuma...
I'm glad the US fought and won the Mexican War. If we hadn't, today, you wouldn't be able to drive around Houston or Los Angeles without seeing Mexicans everywhere.