PBP: Matchday 1: Chelsea vs. Burnley

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by Brock Hannsen, Aug 8, 2017.

  1. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Exactly! We've gone to the top of THAT league right off the bat :)
     
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  2. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    You're the same two who absolutely shit on me for stating what an awful direction we were going under Jose. Could care less what you think.

    If you're daft enough to think that a side featuring Luiz, Cahill, Azpi, Alonso, Fab, Kante, and Willian (all of whom were starters at some point with willy only losing his spot after his mums death and fab playing a huge part) isnt good enough to handily beat a team that has an away record as abysmal as Burnley's, feel free to put me on ignore. Youre surely sitting at home sticking needles into your Emenalo voodoo doll while jerking it to photos of our poor victim manager
     
  3. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    I don't either
     
  4. legendofzola

    legendofzola Member

    Jun 4, 2006
    Cape Breton
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    2nd and 3rd - no chance. The first was a glancing shot that I would expect a top keeper to get on to. I think his defenders expected the same. In any case - he was not going to be enough to save us today.
     
  5. Kerry Dixon's Boots

    Staff Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    77 degrees
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Morata time. At least he won't be blamed for this one if he has a poor game :D
     
  6. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Need the greatest striker debut in history today.
     
  7. ArmanSLR

    ArmanSLR Member+

    Dec 12, 2009
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Thank god Morata is on. Watching Michy trying to hold up the ball has been painful.
     
  8. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
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    Ive made a terrible mistake.
     
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  9. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Burnley. ********ing... BURNLEY. o_O
     
  10. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    o good rudigers knee.

    dun fr seson
     
  11. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    That was an awful challenge
     
  12. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    You're a piece a shit.
     
  13. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    And you have proven yourself to be an imbecile. Good day.
     
  14. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Yep. Sure have. Love the jerking off comment. Way to keep it classy. Shows your colors. If I'm an imbecile, what's that make you?
     
  15. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    boys boys dont let burnley come between you. its just one game that has exposed all of our worse fears and foreshadows a long and terrible season of failure.
     
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  16. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nice. Two more please.
     
  17. Kerry Dixon's Boots

    Staff Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    77 degrees
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
  18. ArmanSLR

    ArmanSLR Member+

    Dec 12, 2009
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
  19. mshankb

    mshankb Member

    Nov 15, 2004
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    On an only vaguely related note, I missed the announcement about us having a sleeve sponsor. We only have the PL patch on one sleeve, also.


    3-1, Morata. Come on boys.
     
  20. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    MORATA CONTE IS A GENIUS
     
  21. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Too late.
     
  22. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Not sure. I was a negative idiot when I guaranteed that our club was going to shit under Jose. I was a fool for knowing our team was going to turn right back around after he got fired. I was dumb for thinking we were practically guaranteed to finish top 4 last season and now I'm an idiot for saying that a largely world class lineup should in no ********ing universe be down to BURNLEY.

    I dont think much of your opinions, especially when you want to get pissy over thinkinf Cahill wasnt practically begging for a red for an absolutely idiotic challenge.
     
  23. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Come on baby. Comeback on!
     
  24. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Neat.
     
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  25. ArmanSLR

    ArmanSLR Member+

    Dec 12, 2009
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    He is hungry for success. Definitely brought a spark of energy to the side since he came off.
     

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