PBP: Matchday 1: Chelsea vs. Burnley

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by Brock Hannsen, Aug 8, 2017.

  1. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Lmfao.... 80% possession til our airhead captain gets himself sent off and now here we are 3 goals down.

    Cant blame the board for this one. The players should be ********ing embarrassed.
     
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  2. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

    Chelsea
    Jul 30, 2007
    Detroit
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    First game of the season... First game of the season... First game of the season...
     
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  3. mshankb

    mshankb Member

    Nov 15, 2004
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Well, it's been an interesting half an hour. Rudiger and Luiz on that third...
     
  4. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Odds on Conte resigning at halftime?
     
  5. Bruckner283

    Bruckner283 Member+

    Apr 25, 2006
    Lake Of The Coheeries
    A full and total collapse.
     
  6. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    We don't mark. We have been terrible against set pieces for a few seasons.
     
  7. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    He only has himself and the players to blame for this catastrophe.
     
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  8. Doppel6

    Doppel6 Member

    Chelsea
    Aug 2, 2017
    First game of the season or not, we should not be conceding three first-half goals to Burnley. They scored 39 goals in the entirety of last season.
     
  9. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
  10. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Lol
     
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  11. legendofzola

    legendofzola Member

    Jun 4, 2006
    Cape Breton
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    The red was borderline but Cahill put himself in a bad spot for no particular reason. He is prone to foolish things despite being a top player for us most times.

    I consistently fail to see what makes Courtois world class but I seem to be in the minority there.

    Tough day at the office, better days to come.
     
  12. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Worst half of football I've seen from a Chelsea striker since Diego's nightmare run of form last season. Good lord that was hard to watch. ********ing hell
     
  13. Kerry Dixon's Boots

    Staff Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    77 degrees
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Feel bad for the rest of the league. They all have to wait a while to put in the worst 45 minutes of the season.
     
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  14. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Courtois is a fantastic shot stopper but he is terrible at organizing defense and distribution and commanding the box.

    That said, those goals not his fault. All on the defense.
     
  15. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Oh , how foolish of me. How dare I expect what is mostly the starting XI that won the league last season to NOT be down 3-0 against a team that had what was one of if not THE worst away records last season? Crazy expectation right
     
  16. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    All of them need to quit ********ing crying, remember who they are, and start playing.
     
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  17. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Two defenders starting their first game together, facing a crosser with no pressure.

    The real problem is that we're trying to play in possession with 10 men and led footed Michy as our striker.
     
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  18. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    No Pedro, no Hazard, no Matic, no Costa, no Moses. That is not mostly the same.
     
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  19. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    What's 37 times 3? :eek:

    :giggle:
     
  20. Doppel6

    Doppel6 Member

    Chelsea
    Aug 2, 2017
    Only starters from last season on right now are Courtois, Luiz, Kante, Alonso, and Dave.
     
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  21. Dtrip77

    Dtrip77 Member+

    Jun 10, 2009
    N NJ!!!
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Umm yeah...this wasn't a fun half to watch
     
  22. Yahtzee

    Yahtzee Member+

    Nov 4, 2013
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Lol... I dont even care. Its ********ing Burnley. Its so sad that we have Willian and the horrible Cesc Fabregas on the field as well. Poor us
     
  23. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    We replaced Boga, an attacker, with Christensen making his PL debut. We have 3 attacking players on at this moment and can't defend for shit.
     
  24. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    You said it's mostly the same, when in fact that is hardly the case. This is a shell of the side from last season.

    Not sure Conte is to blame for Cahill's red. But whatevs YOLO.

    We were bad, no doubt, Pawson has given every opportunity to Burnley. We can't defend which was our MO last season with Matic out. Bats has been bad, but he has Willian as support who has to track back at every opportunity. Kante and his amazinf ball distribution is sitting behind Batshuayi. We're well and truly ********ed.
     
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  25. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Why do u even try?
     
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