Marketing, Metro-style

Which one's Laurel?
Which one's Hardy?
And who's the third guy? The character who used to exclaim "Dooooooooooooooooh!" whenever he was frustrated?

 

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

 

Worse? I've now gone over to the side of 'better'. No, 'brilliant'. Dali-esque surreal brilliance. Mark my words, someday you will see all this in MoMA.

 

Someone please tell me that The Bruce was photoshopped in there, and that he didn't voluntarily wear that ridiculous hat.

 

I can't tell who enjoy's sporting the POS more.

 

"Hey Bruce. Wanna beer?"

"Hey Bruce. Have another beer."

"Hey Bruce. Here's a beer for ya."

"Hey Bruce. Let's do a shot!"

"Hey Bruce. I got a beer for ya."

"Hey Bruce. Put this hat on and pretend you know me."

 

Exactly what I first thought!

 

Liam, you don't know anything. Photoshopped dogs is what America wants these days in these hectic times of deciding where to spend their entertainment dollars.

Also see: Good Boy, Look Who's Talking III

 

First thing I thought of was Adam Sandler saying, "Who were the ad wizards who came up with that one?"

 

Unfortunately, the answer is not "packing up their boxes to be dropped in the hudson river with cement cleats"

 

The sad part about the Mutts quest is that they got on national tv this morning. I was flipping through and saw them on Cold Pizza on ESPN2. A good two minutes of time with mutt fans giving gifts to the show hosts. But it took the hosts only 15secs after hearing the Mut-Rev game to segway into a Giants-Jets rivallry bit.

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You forgot these guys. They also have MPF!!!

 

Please!

The hounds in the swamp are in honor of our tradition: dogs at home.

Is nothing sacred?

 

Looks like they're keeping up the tradition.

 

Wow, only 10k people showed up. It looks like MPF took a greater toll on the New Jersey fans than we had imagined.

 

They must have thought MPF was a social disease.