Man Utd January '06 Transfer Targets and Rumours Thread

First Response!!

 

Freddy Adu?

lol - I just wanted to be the first one to post it in *this* thread...

 

Must be the speed of the Powerbook that let you get here first.

 

United need to wake up like the rest of Europe to the skill and talent of EJ, there's no way Ruud and Rooney are better than him. I'm not saying sell them, they'd be good backup when he needs a rest but they've got no shot at keeping him out of the starting lineup.

 

Who is EJ?

 

Eddie Johnson, AKA THE MACHINE.

He's going to be twice the player Adriano is/will be.

 

Thanks for telling me Billy.

 

LOL...

But he is no Mickey Owen...

 

He's a grown-ass man. Ain't got time for you and your video games, yo.

 

aka GAM... as in Grown, Ash Man

 

Is it April Fool's Day or something? What am I missing?

who stole johno's password and posted this?

 

Methinks Motter started this thread just a tad early...

 

nah, I'm just fooling around... I should have done that post like this...

[yanksabroad] EJ Rant[yanksabroad]

just taking the piss

 

Probably not.

 

My cousin watches MLS and he just informed me that Eddie Johnson is a tank.

 

Screw it. I'll take the bait.

Eddie Johnson, when healthy, would be an asset to Man Utd.

Not as good as Rooney or RVN. But he's better than Louis Saha. He'd score more goals than Alan Smith (when a striker).

 

What you just said is absolutely insane!

 

You are mad!

 

I'm just going to go ahead and state the obvious as noone else has yet.

Ballack

 

Man Utd Transfers

The following players are meant to be coming to Old Trafford soon:

Michael Ballack. Price = Free
Vicente Rodriguez. Price= Not Known
Marco Caniera. Price= Not Known
Didier Zokora. Price= 10 Million

 

Um... better than Saha? Not likely, good yes... but Saha's very talented himself.