Love at the DC United Game I bought my ticket for the DCU/SJ game NY/NJ got lucky last week, I was aflame Some fans are upset with Coach Hudson, Ray They want him gone like Timothy McVeigh But, I want to tell you about a girl I just met while I finish smoking my last cigarette It happened yesterday at famed RFK where DC needed points versus San Jose Shes wearing a DCU jersey and in line at the snack bar She orders a beer while holding her binocular She is cute, blonde and wearing the Black and Red while eating her nachos with the cheese spread I sure like to meet her, I would turn to clay I hope she is single and not a divorcee I order my usual hot dog and frosty cold beer I put mustard on the dog after paying the cashier I approached her with some small talk and asked her name "My name is Kathy," and what is your aim? Nothing, how do you thing United will do? Playoff? Maybe, but lets see what the Post guy says. You know Steve Goff. I asked her if she is a Eagle. She seemed kinda shy. I am not a Eagle, but I gotta go, bye-bye Wait, I can sit with you the rest of the game? Sure she said in her cute voice and sexy frame I had my arm around her by the second half when they took that guy out by the security staff After a great pass by Bobby Convee I looked into her eyes, and said "kiss me" Our lips met, there's something magical in the air as San Jose gave United a real big scare I heard the crowd roar!--what a save by Rimando! Hes been doing that since a long long time ago Then Villegas scores! what a magnificent goal! Cant wait for discussion among Bigsoccer trolls Moreno put on a nice assist! Boy was Coach Frank Yallop really pissed! Do you wanna attend the next game versus metrostars? Sure, it sounds fun and I no need to use my VCR After the game, we hit McDonalds for burgers and fries and remember the game that DC United survives Yes the evening was terrific, as we gazed upon the midnight view and the final of DC United 4, San Jose Earthquakes 2!!
Hey Soccer Six Shooter, this poem is better than that Lord Byron romantic crap I had to read in high school! Way to go!
Pump her full of beer at the Barra tailgate and see where THAT gets you! --Don't know if you'll be able to slip that poem around the moderators though... hehehe p.s. next time... just for romantic atmosphere/artistic license, drop the hot dog reference!!! While this may be kinky anywhere else at RFK (nasty GREY hotdogs?) it just reminds most people of a cadavers "...."
LOSER!!! You are a dork...wake up.. maybe you were dreaming but Landon Donovan was not sitting next to you in the stands.......Take that story to some AOL chat room for big fat dorks who what to make up fantasy stories that will never come true
Cut the guy some slack. My first date with my now wife was at RFK, where we watched United beat Miami (it was 1998, the good old days!)
Now if only the rest of us could find love at a DCU game. What was the pick up line....If you want to see a score....
A person creates their own luck in this world, my friend. And as for you, Pennyfan01, I think you're jealous. Victory, I didnt use any pick-up lines just regular conversation with a little charm and confidence. Now back to the regular crap. Soccer-6-Shooter
Nice one. I haven't had that type of luck. My fiance announced she was leaving me after a horrible DCU loss, talk about a double wammy. I guess she was tired of the losing. But dude, I have to ask...McDonalds? If this is how you treat your ladies your going to quickly find yourself in my boat! Rich
Hey they met over an RFK hotdog... I guess ANYTHING looks good after that --Word to the wise 6 Shooter next time at least hit a nice little diner.
Hey, I think that was great. Yeah, yeah so you went to McDonalds. I've heard of worse places to have something to eat! I think you got some talent man.
It's been difficult only because I haven't seen the team win since then. Everytime we actually do when, I'm out of town. So everyone can blame me now!