Love at the DC United Game I bought my ticket for the DCU/SJ game NY/NJ got lucky last week, I was aflame Some fans are upset with Coach Hudson, Ray They want him gone like Timothy McVeigh But, I want to tell you about a girl I just met while I finish smoking my last cigarette It happened yesterday at famed RFK where DC needed points versus San Jose Shes wearing a DCU jersey and in line at the snack bar She orders a beer while holding her binocular She is cute, blonde and wearing the Black and Red while eating her nachos with the cheese spread I sure like to meet her, I would turn to clay I hope she is single and not a divorcee I order my usual hot dog and frosty cold beer I put mustard on the dog after paying the cashier I approached her with some small talk and asked her name "My name is Kathy," and what is your aim? Nothing, how do you thing United will do? Playoff? Maybe, but lets see what the Post guy says. You know Steve Goff. I asked her if she is a Eagle. She seemed kinda shy. I am not a Eagle, but I gotta go, bye-bye Wait, I can sit with you the rest of the game? Sure she said in her cute voice and sexy frame I had my arm around her by the second half when they took that guy out by the security staff After a great pass by Bobby Convee I looked into her eyes, and said "kiss me" Our lips met, there's something magical in the air as San Jose gave United a real big scare I heard the crowd roar!--what a save by Rimando! Hes been doing that since a long long time ago Then Villegas scores! what a magnificent goal! Cant wait for discussion among Bigsoccer trolls Moreno put on a nice assist! Boy was Coach Frank Yallop really pissed! Do you wanna attend the next game versus metrostars? Sure, it sounds fun and I no need to use my VCR After the game, we hit McDonalds for burgers and fries and remember the game that DC United survives Yes the evening was terrific, as we gazed upon the midnight view and the final of DC United 4, San Jose Earthquakes 2!!