Looks like Christ has got a new "swell" of confidence.

Pathogen · Apr 16, 2010

OKLAHOMA CATHOLICS UPSET ABOUT JESUS CHRIST'S ABS

"The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar. 'There are a couple people who have left the parish,' said the Rev. Philip Seeton, the church’s pastor. 'There are people in the parish who don’t like it and have stayed.' Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus’ abdominal area. Seeton said the portion of the crucifix in question is meant to be Jesus’ abdomen 'showing distension' — not a penis. Seeton said, 'I’ve had people who have vocally said that that’s what they see there. I’ve had people who have been just as vocal who said that’s not what they’re seeing there.' Janet Jaime, a local iconography artist who designed the crucifix, had no comment."
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Norsk Troll · Apr 17, 2010

Yeah. That's a penis alright.

royalstilton · Apr 17, 2010

It certainly looks like a penis, but, in fairness to men and women everywhere, it's not "penis size", and it lacks a couple of important anatomical features. Plus, it's sort of in the wrong place, if that makes any difference.

luftmensch · Apr 17, 2010

Behold the schlong of God!

Norsk Troll · Apr 18, 2010

As we saw in the God Draft, this really isn't anything new.

Tangaroa:

Priapus:

Christianity: STILL trying to co-opt heathen themes in order to make converts.