Do you usually misspell the names of your famous friends? Yeah, I thought so. I get the Queen of England's name wrong all the time. We were just laughing about it over tea at Backingpork palace the other day. Oh, she was such a delight, until she tried to grab Joe Pesci's dick.
Wasn't Raul Julia's last movie "Street Fighter" -- the one with Jean-Claude Van Damme? You got to go to a premiere of "Street Fighter" with Joe Pesci and Liza Minelli? Totally cool.
"That can be buffed out, that's a factory error, that was already there, that's supposed to be on fire"
The first time I saw Liza Minnelli was in 'Arthur'. I remember thinking, 'What does Arthur see in this bitch'? Of course, he was a hopeless drunk, but surely with all his money he could do better.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I would love to ******** Liza. Hell, for the right amount of money, I'll ******** Joe Pisquie. It's like Dave Chaappllee (a great friend of mine btw) told me once. It is a great sign of power and being famous to think, suck his dick and POW, you are famous, too! Of course, I don't like to drop names, but we were talking about our great common friend, ah, let me just say that he is currently unemployed.