Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Danks81, Nov 11, 2004.
No, that's Belushi halfway though a bender. Looks cooler than a lampshade.
I guess you never saw Judgement at Nuremburg
I wonder if Virginie Ledoyen needs a bodyguard.
Do you usually misspell the names of your famous friends?
Yeah, I thought so. I get the Queen of England's name wrong all the time. We were just laughing about it over tea at Backingpork palace the other day. Oh, she was such a delight, until she tried to grab Joe Pesci's dick.
Was that before or after Homer Simpson rear-ended her carriage?
That bitch totally didn't thank us Americans for saving their asses in Vietnam.
Did he ask you how you think he's funny?
Wasn't Raul Julia's last movie "Street Fighter" -- the one with Jean-Claude Van Damme? You got to go to a premiere of "Street Fighter" with Joe Pesci and Liza Minelli? Totally cool.
"That can be buffed out, that's a factory error, that was already there, that's supposed to be on fire"
The first time I saw Liza Minnelli was in 'Arthur'. I remember thinking, 'What does Arthur see in this bitch'? Of course, he was a hopeless drunk, but surely with all his money he could do better.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I would love to ******** Liza.
Hell, for the right amount of money, I'll ******** Joe Pisquie.
It's like Dave Chaappllee (a great friend of mine btw) told me once. It is a great sign of power and being famous to think, suck his dick and POW, you are famous, too!
Of course, I don't like to drop names, but we were talking about our great common friend, ah, let me just say that he is currently unemployed.