LaMacchia must go and other Crew related communication briefings

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  1. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I once knew a guy in Scouts back in PA whose name was Joe Goebbels.... Weird things happen....
     
  2. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gerry Sandusky is a sports guy in Baltimore and also does PbP for the Ravens.

    Someone I know married a guy named Chris Brown.
     
  3. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Heck, I knew a Charlie Brown in HS....
     
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  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There was a Will Smith who used to work at Crew games 20 years ago. Also at Crew games, I met a Susan Hunt and her husband Michael.

    May I die a painful death if any of that is a lie.
     
  5. runningoz

    runningoz Member

    Oct 25, 2014
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Did he go by Mike?
     
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  6. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why, I do believe he did. Keep in mind this was in the 00s and I haven't seen him in a long time, although I do occasionally run into Susan.
     
  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    “OMG. Are you married? Like your parents did not name you that, right?”
     
  8. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I went to college with a girl named Judy Goering.

    Amazingly, she did not find "any relation to Hermann?" at all amusing.
     
  9. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I went to school with a guy whose last name was Bonner. Boy he had a rough middle school (and some high school)
     
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  10. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I believe the new term is dissociative identity disorder. It is treatable with therapy.
     
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  11. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've got the winner.

    Literally yesterday, at work, a co-worker told me that a friend of hers knows someone (I know, I know, decide if this is true for yourself) who named her daughter... Chlamydia.

    Seriously.

    Apparently, her husband cheated on her while she was pregnant, gave it to her, and she decided to name the kid that to... I don't know, remind him of it every day for the rest of his life?
     
  12. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  13. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #63 kgilbert78, Feb 10, 2024
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2024
    Actually there's a book about a US WW II Bomber Pilot with a similar situation--he thought he was related and there was correspondence pre-war between his father and Fat Hermann (that did not survive). It's pretty good book. My cousin gave it to me.
    [​IMG]

    The bit about "who one is related to" is always interesting. I have a number of conflicts represented in my family tree: I'm both orange Irish and Irish catholic in my heritage, Revolutionary War vets and Tories, and folks on both sides of the Salem Witch Trials. The latter two are not unusual for those who have New England roots--there just weren't that many people who came over early on. And, of course, my grandmother had a first cousin who served in both the Austro-Hungarian army in WW I and the German army in WW II, while her only son was bomber crew on a B-24. I'm sure a lot of folks here have similar stories.
     
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  14. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
  15. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's simple and obvious: the imbecilic responders there just need to pony up the $299 and prove what they claim.

    In fact, here's a deal: go ahead and put your money where your mouth is. If you're right, myself and my BS brothers-in-drunkenness will reimburse you. (We'll let the unimpeachably honest @Ch(Elsey) hold the money). If you're wrong you agree to stand in the Plaza for the hour prior to the first game wearing a sandwich board that says "I'm an asshole and a sore loser"
     
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  16. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Convenient excuse for the incumbents to not show us the evidence!!!
     
  17. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well I'm glad this is all behind us and everything is going to run smoothly with the Nordecke for the future.
     
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  18. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    This is some of the best sarcasm I've read in a good while.
     
  19. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The operative phrase being "for now."

    https://www.facebook.com/share/p/yF6Bk6yQGUQQwwCb/?mibextid=oFDknk

    Someone else has agreed to pay the $299. If the election was fair, Tim can't post in the group or run for a board position. If Tim is right about it being dodgy, there'll be a full-page Dispatch ad.
     
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  20. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've been gifted a couple tickets to a match in March, so I'll be making my maiden voyage to the Nordecke. So, whose palm do I have to grease for protection? :D
     
  21. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Welcome to the shitsh...I mean party.
     
  22. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Which March game? Markus might be available. He already stands up to school-age bullies.
     
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  23. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bold move by the Nordecke leadership and VIP fans to post the rumors of the Charlie Brown kit to deflect the election lies.
     
  24. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know that someone had named their kid, seriously, it is pronounced "shi-thee-dah". Yep, they named their kid literally Shitheada.
     
  25. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can't see the link, perhaps it is someone who has me blocked, lol.
     

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