ladies! ladies! there's plenty a room in ma cockpit *waggles eyebrow* *laminates both your mile high club cards*
*puts on helmet and stands next to american embassy* remember, iraq is that way *points* ottawa ... fellujah ... ottawa ... fellujah ...
I'm like one of those crazy stalker serial killer types. I'm always there, you just never notice me. *slowly drives by in my vw bug staring you down*