Kerry Pool Reporter Hunting Diary

CrewSchmack · Oct 21, 2004

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashh.htm

Suddenly, an explosion of gunfire. It was enough to evoke flashbacks in your pooler, who really was in diapers when Mr. Kerry fought in Cambodia or Vietnam or wherever. There were so many shots in the course of 15 seconds that it was impossible to count the number. Certainly, everybody unloaded their guns and possibly even reloaded (Assuming they were not using some sort of large-capacity assault weapons, which would be thoroughly illegal. But we'll never know.).
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This post was the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

Plowmanoo · Oct 21, 2004

I enjoyed this part quite a bit as well

As we waited in the vans and on the short ride out into the wilderness, the realization settled over us that the heart of this would be nothing more than a grand photo op of Mr. Kerry walking out of the woods with a duck, or possibly without a duck, or possibly one that one of his staffers shot but he then swam out and retrieved and resuscitated.
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Bill Archer · Oct 21, 2004

I'm headed for Boardman in about an hour for a soccer game. I'll ask around to see if anyone has seen that big, macho goose shooter.

Jeez, when the election is over will he then stop doing all this windsurfing/shooting/football on the tarmac-ing and go back to eating fois gras with a raised pinkie.

Who does he think he's fooling?

RABBIT SEASON!!!!!

DUCK SEASON!!!!!!!!