Keep Andrulis, the anti-matter thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by counterattack, Jul 4, 2005.

  1. counterattack

    counterattack New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    After thousands of postings begging for Greg's removal, it is obvious that an imbalance has led to inertia.

    Do not get me wrong, I think Coach Greg Peter Wrongway Peachfuzz Andrulis should have been fired before Freddy Adu first bitched about playing time, but that has gotten us no where.

    This thread is to use reverse psychology. List all the painfull reasons he should stay on. Such as:

    You really love going to Crew Stadium and seeing all those empty seats.

    You love own goals.

    Nothing gets your juices going like watching washed-up has beens and under achieving never will be-s playing for a coach they all know is a dunce.

    By obtaininng space time balance the issue will resolve itself.
  2. Roehl Sybing

    Roehl Sybing Guest

    Andrulis needs to keep his job. A man's gotta eat, you know.
  3. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    If he were out of a job, it would be a shame to waste his high order blame deflection skills.
  4. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    A new coach might make the players run around the field instead of walking. That'd be soo confusing to follow.
  5. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    If Andrulis were gone, who would keep giving other soccer coaches prime examples of what NOT to do?
  6. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    The NCAA has intervened and begged HSG to keep him away from coaching college soccer. We're happy to oblige!
  7. purojogo

    purojogo Member

    Sep 23, 2001
    US/Peru home
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    For road games: Sampson
    For home games: Bradley

    But to keep on topic.... no one could replace what Andrulis accomplishes both at home and on the road, all by himself.....
  8. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Greg Andrulis: soccer's version of a suicide bomber...that never dies. We must keep him just for the comedy.
  9. counterattack

    counterattack New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Just to keep this fun thread going, here is another reason:

    Crew Fan's reward in heaven is going to be big. Not like Cubs fans, or anything that pathetic, but a reward none the less
  10. pericles

    pericles Member

    Feb 2, 2004
    St. Louis, MO
    Because he is Coach of the Year. I just never got it before, but if you really analyse it, you'll agree.

    The guy pulls in good money for a job where he puts in about 4 hours a day. He has full authority and no responsibility for his team. He has tenure (apparently). A free seat to all Crew games. Free spiffy coaching togs. The list goes on, he is god.
  11. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Make fun of the coach all you want, but going after the kid is in poor taste.

    Come on KK -- you should know better.
  12. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999

    Your taxis here.
  13. Looper121

    Looper121 Member

    United States
    Jun 19, 2003
    Sec 104
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We should keep him because he looks like Grumpy Bear.
  14. JayFunkeyFresh

    Jul 10, 2004
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Keeping Andrulis may end the world of these Internet idiots who will all likely kill themselves.
  15. counterattack

    counterattack New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Back to the grind: Post 2-1 to Move San Jose Now

    More good reasons to keep Greg. . .

    Mad Cow disease's effects on losers can be studied in its early stages.

    Ohio can have something to cause more disgust than Governor Taft.

    Jamiaca will continue to have a place where its over-rated fowards can show their lack of skill.

    your turn
  16. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH

    Keep Andrulis: Otherwise you'll ruin Lamar, McCullers and Greg's Crew Halloween Party costume plans...
  17. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hate this thread, not that it matters, but I do.
  18. Poet

    Poet Member+

    Mar 13, 2001
    Toledo, Ohio
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I swear to God, Greg must have some dirt on somebody.
  19. OU9601

    OU9601 Member

    Jul 12, 2003
    Lancaster, Ohio
    If Greg were to leave Columbus, either by firing or resignation, vast quantities of time, energy and thought would suddenly have to be shifted elsewhere. Honestly, hundreds, if not thousands, of individuals would be able to return to their daily routines of work, not tormented by the thought of needing to scour the internet hourly to be sure a press conference hasn't been called at CCS for tomorrow at noon.

    So, as all these individuals returned to a more-normal existance, their minds and souls cleansed of all the animosity they hold, sudden great leaps could take place for all of human kind. The now freed minds could come up with great thoughts, to end hunger, to bring about peace, to end war. Economies would boom. Global problems such as our dependance on oil would be solved...

    and there is the problem, at the heart of it all. The only reason Lamar Hunt has a penny to his name was because his daddy was an oil man. If Lamar were to fire Greg, and free all our thoughts and minds, we would be able to defeat the very thing that made Lamar the rich man he is. So, to protect all that he is and he has, Lamar Hunt must keep Greg Andrulis as coach of the Columbus Crew.

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