After thousands of postings begging for Greg's removal, it is obvious that an imbalance has led to inertia. Do not get me wrong, I think Coach Greg Peter Wrongway Peachfuzz Andrulis should have been fired before Freddy Adu first bitched about playing time, but that has gotten us no where. This thread is to use reverse psychology. List all the painfull reasons he should stay on. Such as: You really love going to Crew Stadium and seeing all those empty seats. You love own goals. Nothing gets your juices going like watching washed-up has beens and under achieving never will be-s playing for a coach they all know is a dunce. By obtaininng space time balance the issue will resolve itself.
A new coach might make the players run around the field instead of walking. That'd be soo confusing to follow.
The NCAA has intervened and begged HSG to keep him away from coaching college soccer. We're happy to oblige!
For road games: Sampson For home games: Bradley But to keep on topic.... no one could replace what Andrulis accomplishes both at home and on the road, all by himself.....
Greg Andrulis: soccer's version of a suicide bomber...that never dies. We must keep him just for the comedy.
Just to keep this fun thread going, here is another reason: Crew Fan's reward in heaven is going to be big. Not like Cubs fans, or anything that pathetic, but a reward none the less
Because he is Coach of the Year. I just never got it before, but if you really analyse it, you'll agree. The guy pulls in good money for a job where he puts in about 4 hours a day. He has full authority and no responsibility for his team. He has tenure (apparently). A free seat to all Crew games. Free spiffy coaching togs. The list goes on, he is god.
Make fun of the coach all you want, but going after the kid is in poor taste. Come on KK -- you should know better.
Back to the grind: Post 2-1 to Move San Jose Now More good reasons to keep Greg. . . Mad Cow disease's effects on losers can be studied in its early stages. Ohio can have something to cause more disgust than Governor Taft. Jamiaca will continue to have a place where its over-rated fowards can show their lack of skill. your turn
Keep Andrulis: Otherwise you'll ruin Lamar, McCullers and Greg's Crew Halloween Party costume plans...
If Greg were to leave Columbus, either by firing or resignation, vast quantities of time, energy and thought would suddenly have to be shifted elsewhere. Honestly, hundreds, if not thousands, of individuals would be able to return to their daily routines of work, not tormented by the thought of needing to scour the internet hourly to be sure a press conference hasn't been called at CCS for tomorrow at noon. So, as all these individuals returned to a more-normal existance, their minds and souls cleansed of all the animosity they hold, sudden great leaps could take place for all of human kind. The now freed minds could come up with great thoughts, to end hunger, to bring about peace, to end war. Economies would boom. Global problems such as our dependance on oil would be solved... and there is the problem, at the heart of it all. The only reason Lamar Hunt has a penny to his name was because his daddy was an oil man. If Lamar were to fire Greg, and free all our thoughts and minds, we would be able to defeat the very thing that made Lamar the rich man he is. So, to protect all that he is and he has, Lamar Hunt must keep Greg Andrulis as coach of the Columbus Crew.