Karl Rove's web of evil

DJPoopypants · Jul 6, 2005

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/greg-gutfeld/karl-roves-web-of-evil_3731.html

Rove's web of evil expanded through the 1980’s and 90’s, and it seemed, wherever Rove (or Karl, to his friends) would roam, tragedy would follow.

It was as though tragedy was his shadow.
Or his pet dog.

Or his pet dog...Shadow.

In 1981, Rove founded a consulting firm (named, in a brazen act of incrimination, after himself) in, of all places, Austin Texas. Soon after, the “Memorial Day Flood” hit Austin, drowning 13 people and causing 36 million dollars in damages...

36 million dollars...an identical sum needed to fund George Bush’s presidential campaign.

Naturally, Rove emerged unscathed, even refreshed, from the disaster.
Yet, the coincidences were piling up the way coincidences do: in neatly stacked piles outside Rove's house of lies. A house bought and paid for by coincidences. And lies.
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Sine Pari · Jul 6, 2005

That blog is hysterical

I loved this

My uncle, Roger keeps up on current events and is also really smart (he owns his own comic book store and he's only 51!). Anyway, he wrote this piece for the local free paper. And they printed it! So i thought i would share it with you. I think it fits in perfectly with everything here on the post!
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and then this

Clearly, this conspiracy goes higher than we even imagined. Much higher. To the top. Or maybe even higher than that. Really really high. Even higher than before.

and that brings us back to the center of this conspiracy. Ellen DeGeneres, and Anne Heche. think about what strong advocates ellen and anne would have been for the gay marriage. they would have been living proof that 'it works'! but then george bush is elected and mysteriously ann goes straight. only one person on the planet could have orchestrated this sequence of events....
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Damn this gives The Onion a run for its money

Dyvel · Jul 6, 2005

God hates Karl Rove