First there was Shearer and Sutton for Blackburn forming the SAS. Then Sheringham and Shearer for England with their own SAS, then Yorke and Cole's YAK. Now comes Tottenham's Keano and Kanoute. KAK! All hail KAK! Where would we be without KAK? We always need KAK on the pitch, KAK in Seaman's box, KAK all over the ball. People jumping on KAK when they score! KAK in the showers after the game, KAK in the team coach.... I'm stretching this a bit.